I'd like to be a cat

sleep 80% of the time, s**t where you like, throw up on people's clean clothes and "spray" all over the house. I'd skip the castration bit though.

Posted By: WorthyHatesFans on December 14th 2006 at 12:55:53

Message Thread

Just been scrolling through some of these post's on here (NCFC) - cardinal, Dec 14, 12:37:50
- A-V (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 14, 13:39:22
- Dead right, it's a grave matter (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 14, 12:45:38
  - gnaw. (n/m) (NCFC) - cardinal, Dec 14, 12:46:05
    - gnibble (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 14, 12:47:20
      - gnash (n/m) (NCFC) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 14, 12:49:05
- I don't have a doorstep. Just a door. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 12:44:27
  - what about cupboard doors? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 14, 12:46:49
    - Hold on. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 12:47:43
      - to what you've got (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 14, 13:14:46
        
        It doesn't really matter if we make it or not (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 14, 13:15:53
        
        We've got it each other and that's enough (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 14, 13:21:47
        
        for beer (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 14, 13:28:02
      - 12 in the kitchen (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 12:48:56
        
        1 shed, 1 garage (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 12:50:17
        
        that's a lot of doors, but have you also included the wardrobe doors? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 14, 12:55:25
        
        Ah yes. Only 2 of those, I've got those slidy full length mirror things for the rest. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 12:56:46
        
        And advent calendar doors? (n/m) (NCFC) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 14, 12:56:06
        
        25 on the Simpson's Christmas one. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 13:03:00
        
        Christmas, obviously, because it's an Advent Calendar (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 13:03:54
        
        had one with 31 doors on last year (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 14, 13:06:31
        
        Good spot, and bathroom cabinet doors? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 14, 12:58:10
        
        2 (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 14, 13:03:12
- Hello cardinal (NCFC) - The Ipswich Ripper, Dec 14, 12:40:46
  - i wonder if you have to the bottle to go down there and take the piss,ther girls missing (NCFC) - cardinal, Dec 14, 12:45:15
    - I would imagine they're not whores (n/m) (NCFC) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 14, 12:46:10
      - Well how do you know ,or anyone come to that people do go of the rails (NCFC) - cardinal, Dec 14, 12:48:45
        
        and your choice of username could be extremely offensive to anyone that's been abused (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 14, 12:54:32
        
        Does my username fill you with unease (NCFC) - cardinal, Dec 14, 12:56:20
        
        never made the choir, tone deaf y'see (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 14, 12:58:52
        
        y see??? (n/m) (NCFC) - cardinal, Dec 14, 12:59:32
        
        spot the ' dickwad (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 14, 13:01:08
        
        and your choice of username could be extremely offensive to anyone that's abused himself (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 14, 12:56:15
        
        i chose the name to serve as a warning to others... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 14, 13:00:12
        
        Do you have a Braille screen? (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 14, 13:01:14
        
        absolutley, it is a marvelous invention (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 14, 13:03:19
        
        Why thank-you for spotting that. (NCFC) - cardinal, Dec 14, 12:57:57
        
        I'm deliberately taunting fisherman who have survived being attacked by a tiger (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 14, 12:57:44
        
        I'm not proud to call myself human. I'd much rather be a marsupial, really, or a koala (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 14, 12:53:50
        
        and your choice of username could be extremely offensive to any fish reading this board!! (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 14, 12:56:53
        
        I'd like to be a cat (NCFC) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 14, 12:55:53
        
        You have to lick your own arse a lot though (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 14, 12:57:38
        
        I wouldn't do that (NCFC) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 14, 12:58:43
        
        Spay and Display (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 14, 12:56:54
        
        That's enough the Ipswich Ripper, thank you (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 14, 12:58:53
      - He's thinking about it from an Ipswich perspective though (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 14, 12:46:52
- Quite right, it's all in terrible taste, I've been saying that for days (NCFC) - The Suffolkator, Dec 14, 12:39:30
- WW2 (n/m) (NCFC) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 14, 12:39:18
- Thought it was on our doorsteps ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 14, 12:39:08
  - I think you know what i mean. (n/m) (NCFC) - cardinal, Dec 14, 12:40:15
    - You could go onto the Pink Un Cardinal (NCFC) - Canary02, Dec 14, 12:57:54
      - maybe a good idea (NCFC) - cardinal, Dec 14, 13:02:32
        
        Oh God, NOW I feel bad... (n/m) (NCFC) - Canary02, Dec 14, 13:04:23
        
        Blub (n/m) (NCFC) - WorthyHatesFans, Dec 14, 13:03:18

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