My midget story

i was queueing at the supermarket the other day and while i was waiting i was looking around at the other people in the queues next to mine. I happened to be looking at the back of what i thought was a kid when he turned round and I saw he had a goatee beard. 'that's strange' i thought to myself. Then I realised he must be one of them dwarfy people and i got on with my queueing. Then I heard the guy going (really loudly, and in french) 'yeah, so what, i'm short, yeah, i'm short, so what. I'm short, yeah. so what? I'm short'. I think he was talking to me, but i didnt turn round again to check. I just stared at my shopping and pretended to be checking i hadn't forgotten anything.

I couldn't believe it, i wasn't staring at him cos he was short, i was just looking around. And he's so f**king self centred that he thinks that people only look at him because he's one of those dwarfy people. How f**king arrogant (even for a frenchman). So from now on, I don't f**king like midgets cos they're dickheads.

anyone else got any stories about midgets?

Posted By: Dave in France on November 30th 2006 at 21:00:44

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My midget story (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 30, 21:00:44
- Yeah, but it's too long for me to post (General Chat) - Kev, Dec 1, 02:48:03
- I like short stories (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 30, 21:17:24
- Dave, that's a lovely midget story. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 30, 21:15:45
  - maybe we could send them up chimneys (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 30, 23:51:23
- btw, lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 30, 21:06:54
- Once upon a time I got locked into this room & was told to weave straw into gold anyway (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 30, 21:06:31
- Not really, but I wouldn't mind (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 30, 21:04:31
  - i'd rather line 10 of them up (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 30, 21:07:11
    - Do you think they have a chip on their shoulder to make them look bigger? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 30, 21:08:55

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