Jambocanary - an apology in the style of Private Eye
Jambocanary wishes to apologise for possibly having given the impresion that George Burley was a wilting pansy who played like a fairy, had the tactical acumen of a donkey, and talked binner speak for 24 hours a day. Any impression that he might have beenresponsible for the Scum's financial meltdown was obviously erroneous, unless it may be that the man had a long term plan to ruin the bastards.
In fact, Jambocanary now realises that the man is a towering colussus who, with a stroke of the pen will turn Heart of Midlothian FC into a mighty footballing machine capable of challenging the might of Real Madrid, never mind the Huns and the 'Tic. His tactical genius and skill at manipulating the transfer market was, in fact never in doubt. Jambocanary now realises that the signings of players like Finidi George and Le Pen (sic) were in fact transacted by Sheepshagger, with Mr. Burley a confused spectator.
And if either of them, or diver Counago turns up at Tynecastle Jambocanary may have to eat his words, but in the meantime it's Burley for the sainthood.
But now,it's OTBC and lets have some good signings to get us back to the Premier.
Posted By: Jambocanary on July 1st 2005 at 09:55:45
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