NO!!!

John in Texas is JR Ewing, Dave in France is more French than a baguette and Steve in Holland is more cloggy than a barge full of wooden shoes. Once Expats realise that they are stuck in the country of their choice and it dawns on them they have no option but to be there they go more native than the natives. FACT.

Posted By: Tomblander on November 28th 2006 at 11:33:08

Message Thread

Anyone frequent the Brickmakers Arms Pub? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 28, 10:58:58
- I know its run by 2 Lesbians (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 28, 11:14:08
  - I witnessed two lesbians in our fair city yesterday kissing each other (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 28, 11:23:22
    - "Real life fails to mirror porn films" shock (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 11:26:20
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 28, 11:37:20
- Used to when that git Neville ran it. What a dive. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 10:59:53
  - Never been but met a yank last week who goes there occasionally and raved about it (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 28, 11:01:36
    - To be fair, yanks rave about anything. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 28, 11:07:35
      - steady now ! (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Nov 28, 11:25:07
        
        You're en expat though John, aren't you? Not a native? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 11:28:57
        
        Yes you're right, just jesting (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Nov 28, 11:36:16
        
        NO!!! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 28, 11:33:08
        
        Je hebt gelijk. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 11:46:16
        
        So how long would I need to spend in the States... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 28, 11:38:13
        
        Try that in Texas and you wouldn't last too long ! (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Nov 28, 11:39:47
        
        Yeehaw, pardner, you ain't from round these parts are ya boy... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 28, 11:40:36
        
        Buddy (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 28, 11:42:25
        
        Saw the Dukes of Hazard remake the other day (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 11:45:11
        
        Fucking Jessica fucking Simpson innit ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 11:46:43
        
        Oh I say (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 11:47:53
        
        throw a few " y'all" s in there and you've nailed it ! (General Chat) - John in Texas, Nov 28, 11:42:16
        
        It's like Deliverance (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 11:42:01
        
        Thats Louisiana, where even texans get worried (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Nov 28, 11:43:20
        
        PS Does that mean I have to sleep with Joan Collins yeuwwwww, (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Nov 28, 11:37:00
        
        Damn, if only I'd known ! (General Chat) - John in Texas, Nov 28, 11:35:57
        
        Don't you mean "darn it"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Nov 28, 11:39:57
        
        goddamn, sure did ! (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Nov 28, 11:41:20
      - True, he even referred to it as "The Brickies" (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 28, 11:08:54

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