Three ducks walked into a bar

Three ducks walked into a bar.

"Say, what's your name?" asked the bartender to the
first duck.

"Huey," replied the first duck.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said
the duck.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. Then he said to
the second
duck, "Hi. And what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and
out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck
want?

So the bartender turned to the third duck and said,
"So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles

Posted By: Groningen Canary on June 30th 2005 at 17:53:19

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