No, it was always the pretty young scullery maid

Who would then get up the duff and be thrown out of the house for immoraility, sobbing, out into the snow and swirling wind, with just the clothes she stood up in and a tiny bag. And no pay in lieu of notice and no reference. While a grim-faced housekeeper stared with stony and pitiless contempt from the top step before slamming the door. Meanwhile, the heartless gentry were swilling brandy, smoking cigars and chortling in a heartless way upstairs in the drawing room.

Ah, those were the days.

Posted By: Old Git on November 23rd 2006 at 15:57:12

Message Thread

SAVE SCARBOROUGH FC! (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:08:13
- I wondered when it would catch up with them, getting relegated from the Conference (NCFC) - pants, Nov 23, 15:10:47
  - I wonder if they'll have a fans day like Wrexham (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:11:49
    - The only thing I don't get is they would have got over ?500,000 from that game against (NCFC) - pants, Nov 23, 15:14:47
      - would have been interesting (NCFC) - south, Nov 23, 16:00:29
        
        Scarboroughs problems will have been started by G Richmond probably (NCFC) - pants, Nov 23, 16:34:36
      - Ah, but you see you haven't been listening to Doncaster (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 23, 15:17:49
      - Agree (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:17:21
    - They'll have to ring round the fans first to agree diary dates (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 23, 15:14:08
    - You mean so anyone can go, not just the 3 of them? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 23, 15:13:35
- we need to save norwich first (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 23, 15:10:03
  - Agree (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:10:39
    - are you anti-welfare state then? (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Nov 23, 15:17:35
      - is it called the welfare state because it's well fair? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 23, 15:22:39
        
        1/10 (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 23, 15:40:05
        
        Ali G, innit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 23, 15:46:45
        
        correct, Ali G at his finest! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 23, 15:52:07
        
        ah! only saw one of them and it had Jarvis Cocker on singing "help the aged" (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 23, 15:50:03
      - WTF are you moaning about now? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:20:18
        
        Tories. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Nov 23, 15:21:16
        
        How very 80s Ben Elton (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 23, 15:31:03
      - Are you saying that anyone on welfare is sponging then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 23, 15:19:36
        
        Hardly...... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Nov 23, 15:20:51
        
        I predict a good afternoon of wrathing on the horizon (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:23:09
        
        Have you invited yourself out with any other girls recently? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 23, 15:26:53
        
        Nope (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:28:51
        
        how's the hockey club social whatsit coming along? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 23, 15:29:38
        
        We had a Pimp / Hoes social on Sunday (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:31:02
        
        Get you see any action? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 23, 15:32:19
        
        were you a ho or a pimp? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 23, 15:32:15
        
        Pimp (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:33:45
        
        did you do any of your hos? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 23, 15:35:47
        
        No (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:40:57
        
        did you do anybody else's ho? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 23, 15:43:07
        
        No (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:43:58
        
        have you thought about paying a real ho? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 23, 15:46:49
        
        That would be a bit sad (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 23, 15:49:16
        
        was it not a regular thing when you were a lad (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 23, 15:53:08
        
        No, it was always the pretty young scullery maid (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 23, 15:57:12
        
        roffles (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 23, 16:09:01
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:58:21
        
        No (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:47:04
        
        pulling an ugly bird? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 23, 15:55:47
        
        No (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:56:35
        
        finding a lady-boy? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 23, 16:09:44
        
        gay (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 23, 15:46:06
        
        Just men now is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 23, 15:29:32
        
        Although.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Nov 23, 15:34:07
        
        What??? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:41:09
        
        Will Mummy not let you dye your hair? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 23, 15:35:10
        
        Don't wanna dye my barnet mate,however..... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Nov 23, 15:39:15
        
        I bet she let you dye yours to stop the bullying cause you;re a GINGER! (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 23, 15:36:42
        
        I'm not ginger (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 23, 15:39:10
        
        Strawberry Blonde then? Cause you looked like a ginger chav in that pic posted on here (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 23, 15:41:49
        
        Never, ever been ginger... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 23, 15:42:52
        
        May i reccomend someone posts the picture and we let the masses decide (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 23, 15:45:33
        
        May I recommend a dictionary or spell checker? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 23, 15:47:31
        
        You can but it would be ignored, are you gonna post that pic then ginger bollocks? (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 23, 15:50:55
        
        I don't have the picture... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 23, 15:52:39
        
        So you are bottler as well as ginger? (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 23, 15:54:17
        
        I'll find another picture... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 23, 15:55:03
        
        Haven't got one on work PC showing my barnet... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 23, 15:55:50
        
        SO you dont mind lookin like a Chav in order to disguise your ginger locks (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 23, 15:59:13
        
        Yeah... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 23, 16:03:22
        
        So you are admitting it now? (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 23, 16:09:07
        
        Sarcasm doesn't travel well over the internet (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 23, 16:12:39
        
        lol, true (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 23, 16:13:54
        
        So that what the caps lock button is for (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 23, 15:58:00
        
        Ok (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 23, 15:55:27
        
        That would be odd wouldn't it ? If a blind twat was an optician ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 23, 15:45:29
        
        No! (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 23, 15:31:20
        
        So why did you immediately mention the welfare state in response to the word "sponges"? (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 23, 15:22:35
        
        No... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 23, 15:21:24
        
        ah well..... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Nov 23, 15:23:07
        
        Damn... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 23, 15:21:33
    - go for it (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 23, 15:10:59

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