I thought that's why shorts were lengthened...

To help hold the thighs of feeble pasta eating footballers together. Luckily Delia realised the enfeebling risk the footballers typical diet posed to their wellbeing and did a deal with McCains as I recall, as our official diet suppliers. It's good to know that our 'brave boys' go out with a healthy plate of HomeFries (TM) inside them.

Posted By: Ethicalworker on November 20th 2006 at 13:26:00

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Injuries... (Other Football) - duckandchips, Nov 20, 13:11:16
- Paulo Diogo lost his finger celebrating a goal... (Other Football) - Declan, Nov 20, 13:50:39
  - and got yellow carded by the ref for over celebrating (chortle) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Nov 20, 14:26:59
- What about this one? (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 13:29:42
  - That's not much of a tackle (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 20, 13:33:09
  - there was a player who had to have his scrotum sewn up after a nasty challenge iirc (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 20, 13:31:53
  - Id be more embarrassed - poor sod is already ginger (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Nov 20, 13:31:24
    - What you think to his thingy? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 13:32:33
      - Bender (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 20, 13:33:51
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Nov 20, 13:37:52
        
        Do you like his prick, yes or no? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 13:39:24
        
        I dont like pricks they make me go faint (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Nov 20, 13:41:20
        
        Isn't that the point? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 13:45:16
        
        You'd need more than just the point to make her go faint (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 13:51:16
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Nov 20, 13:58:16
        
        do pics of fish coming out of stomachs make you faint too? (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 13:58:59
        
        More impressive than this (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 13:35:57
        
        yes you can only use "cold weather" as an excuse so many times! (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Nov 20, 13:38:11
        
        what a fine set of goolies (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 13:37:28
- And how about this one ? (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 13:26:03
  - this was worse (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 20, 13:28:18
    - The one with Nilis' leg wrapped around Wright was awful but cannot find it (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 13:32:40
    - ive come over all queer after seeing that! (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Nov 20, 13:29:46
      - Great. Can I watch ?! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 13:32:10
        
        Hang on, Ive lost Juliette Lewis' number... (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Nov 20, 13:37:33
        
        try... (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 20, 13:55:26
        
        for an outside line? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 13:58:08
        
        yep, often forget and end up ringing the switchboard by mistake... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 20, 14:02:16
        
        someone on the other end listening to you pressing buttons (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 14:16:50
    - urgh (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Nov 20, 13:29:24
  - ouch *ET* (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Nov 20, 13:27:59
- Thought Luc Nilis one was the worst. Can find the pic though. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 13:20:38
- Legs were different back then (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Nov 20, 13:13:44
  - Indeed. (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 20, 13:16:03
    - yeah wasnt there a player who broke his leg and carried on?! (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Nov 20, 13:18:57
      - Pearce tried to carry on after breaking his leg a few years ago (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 20, 13:23:16
        
        This probably stung a bit too (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 13:23:49
      - last year a Messina player had a gash like that . It returned to football three months lat (n/m) (Other Football) - francesco, Nov 20, 13:21:38
        
        I once met a girl with a gash like that (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 13:22:15
        
        where??? (n/m) (Other Football) - francesco, Nov 20, 13:23:16
        
        Gash nightclub and restaurant (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 13:31:56
      - Trautmann at Man City may be who you're thinking of. (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 20, 13:21:04
        
        I've broken my neck loads of times... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Nov 20, 13:22:57
      - didnt gary holt break his foot or something in teh play-off final?? (Other Football) - phrankin, Nov 20, 13:20:28
        
        Keith O'Neill once played with split ends for 10 minutes before going off (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 13:21:40
        
        No. (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 20, 13:21:32
        
        *brushed* (n/m) (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 20, 13:24:16
  - You got to see a lot more of them for a start (n/m) (Other Football) - duckandchips, Nov 20, 13:15:35
    - Yeah... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Nov 20, 13:17:09
      - I thought that's why shorts were lengthened... (Other Football) - Ethicalworker, Nov 20, 13:26:00

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