appropriate time for..
A bloke on his way into work this morning came to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the hold up?"
The officer replies: "It's a Man Utd fan, he's just so depressed about losing the premiership to Arsenal last season and again to Chelsea this season, being knocked out of Europe, losing in the FA Cup final, selling out to a yank and winning naff all after gobbing off all season whilst Liverpool have won the European Cup, he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.
He says his family hates him and his mates are all laughing at him. I'm walking around taking a collection for him."
"Oh really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected so far?".
"Only about a litre, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
Posted By: camcan on June 30th 2005 at 12:04:43
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- Man U fans (Other Football) - Dave in France, Jun 30, 11:35:54
- much as I dislike the dog-sh@ggers (Other Football) - east of hampstead, Jun 30, 12:17:52
- similar but different (Other Football) - south, Jun 30, 12:31:11
- right but wrong (Other Football) - east of hampstead, Jun 30, 12:46:09
- esp as he'll probably get them shit loads of success (n/m) (Other Football) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 30, 12:21:55
- similar but different (Other Football) - south, Jun 30, 12:31:11
- appropriate time for.. (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 30, 12:04:43
- Fans? (Other Football) - Westfields1, Jun 30, 11:39:22
- much as I dislike the dog-sh@ggers (Other Football) - east of hampstead, Jun 30, 12:17:52
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