For all my thugs in da motherf**kin Ber Street Crew

There once was a pub called the Kings
Da no fing ring, eat my motherf**kin bling
Like Sting, b***h, gonna pimp my hos
'cept the one with the ugly nose
Bitch gotsago, I'mamuf**kin sling
Her misshapen butt'n'everything
Fool, I diss yo momma's fellating
And her cooking
She try to make rock it come out like rice pudding
Had to pop a cap upside her kling
On costume, 'cept, s**t, it ain't no muf**kin pretence
She on da fence, I'ma put some
Chrome upside her dome, needle in her arm
Doin her some harm
Hurrah! We've scored a goal!

I'm going to smoke some more crack now.

Posted By: Hip Hopper on November 10th 2006 at 13:58:57

Message Thread

Let's have a limerick competition (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:25:51
- For all my thugs in da motherfuckin Ber Street Crew (General Chat) - Hip Hopper, Nov 10, 13:58:57
  - that is quite funny, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 10, 14:00:27
  - I like (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 10, 13:59:47
- "There once was a pub called the King's" (General Chat) - pants, Nov 10, 13:56:46
  - i've never seen any bi-curious things in there? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 10, 13:58:46
- ... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 10, 13:48:05
  - WINNER! (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:49:07
- another (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 10, 13:46:39
  - Excellent till the last line (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:48:31
- hare go (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 10, 13:38:50
- . (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:35:37
  - ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:37:46
    - Blubtastic! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:38:32
      - a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:40:52
        
        good (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:42:05
- . (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 10, 13:28:51
  - rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:36:12
  - lolipops (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 10, 13:32:33
  - Ker-ching! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:29:38
- Where grown men used to play on swings (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 10, 13:28:17
  - old git had tizer (General Chat) - pants, Nov 10, 13:40:04
  - And real Ale they did sup (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 10, 13:31:52
  - You're supposed to do a whole limerick you mong (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:29:10

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