Did you...
...toss off some pancetta, then throw in two lugs of your seventeenth-best extra virgin olive oil, four smidgeons of your third-worst utter slut balsamic, four cloves of garlic and one lightly decomposed moggy. Shove it all in the blender, give it a whizz, bish, bash, bosh, add ice, have a w**k into it, whizz it up again, add four shots of creme de menthe and sell it by the statue of Nelson in the Cathedral Close for ?1.57 a snifter?
Posted By: Jamie Oliver on November 10th 2006 at 13:43:24
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- For all you cat fans, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 10, 13:36:24
- Did you tell the neighbours? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 10, 13:49:53
- dug a hole in your next door neighbours garden with a sign saying "here is your dead cat"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 10, 13:43:50
- ... (General Chat) - pants, Nov 10, 13:46:56
- not quite, it is in their garden though, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 10, 13:44:38
- Did you put it in a paper bag and set fire to it on their doorstep? (n/m) (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Nov 10, 13:45:57
- Or stuff it through the letter box with a note pinned to it saying "You're next"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:47:30
- No he did that with shit from the dog that killed it (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 10, 13:47:21
- Did you put it in a paper bag and set fire to it on their doorstep? (n/m) (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Nov 10, 13:45:57
- Preserved it in formaldehyde and sold it to the local bestiality club? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:43:48
- Did you... (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Nov 10, 13:43:24
- sellotaped it to a black cat rocket and sent it to cat heaven? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 10, 13:42:59
- Hid it down the back of your ex-girlfriend's sofa? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:42:39
- Flushed it down the toilet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Nov 10, 13:42:34
- Wheelie binned it (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 10, 13:42:01
- Took photos of it and posted links to them with the caption "Come and look at my pussy"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:41:25
- sold it to amigos kabab shop ? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 10, 13:41:07
- Sold it to Zaks Burgers? (if it's still going) (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:40:43
- Used it as bog paper and flushed it down the loo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:39:57
- You've posted it to your new friend Mercy, haven't you (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 10, 13:39:53
- actually PA is closest, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 10, 13:43:20
- "I think the bloke at number 17 is a vet" (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 10, 13:44:07
- actually i know he is, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 10, 13:47:30
- "I think the bloke at number 17 is a vet" (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 10, 13:44:07
- actually PA is closest, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 10, 13:43:20
- Put it on ebay? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:39:12
- Did you wrap it up in brown paper and send it to the Cats Protection League (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 10, 13:38:11
- sold it to a kebab shop? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 10, 13:38:02
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