FAO IED

Here's what you do.

Go to the charles and have a couple of pints and get a sandwich from Browns next door. Then go back to your room and have a good shower (go easy on the aftershave/hair gel) before walking into town with your mates, stopping at the red lion, the woolpack, the three tuns, and the kings arms. Then go to ziggy's and chat to the laydees. remember you're not on the pull, you're just trying to meet someone like you. Each girl you chat to, try to find out about her, not just impress her by talking about yourself. Ask her about her family, her hobbies, her ambitions and her favourite things in life. In a club this is normally done like this:

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
"WHAT?"
"I SAID WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
"IT'S ELEVEN THIRTY"
"NICE TO MEET YOU. I'M IED"
"WHAT?"
"I SAID I'M IED"
"NO, BRISTOL"
"DO YOU WANT A DRINK?"
"WHAT?"
"I SAID DO YOU WANT A DRINK?"
"NO, I CAN'T DANCE"
"SHALL WE GET A CAB?"
"WHAT?"
"I SAID SHALL WE GET A CAB?"
"YEAH, SEE YOU AROUND"

Then stumble out of the club, go to the kebab van, nick a traffic cone, get a taxi home, puke in your bed and pass out on the floor.

Now THAT'S student life

Posted By: Dave in France on November 8th 2006 at 16:24:36

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