awful isn't it?

Gordon was also the unwilling recipient of the urban myth stag trick of tattooing of a 'w' on each of his bum cheeks so that when he bends over it says 'wow'.

I was unfortunate enough to see the 'wow' when he and his girlfriend came over for dinner once.

My girlfriend was sick as he spread his buttocks wide - though she had drunk a lot of wine.

Posted By: malkybarkid on October 20th 2006 at 17:29:32

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What about if, right, once, yeah, say you were cuddling Michelle Dotrice in a strange way (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 16:58:23
- ah... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:13:27
  - My testicles have just involuntarily emptied (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Oct 20, 17:19:26
    - Good Lord (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:23:18
      - rofellespastic....oh my (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 20, 17:35:56
      - Now THERE'S a dilemma (General Chat) - DonLogan, Oct 20, 17:28:18
        
        indeed - ravelled up again and popped back in. Scarsack. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:30:22
        
        There's a story about that on the darwin awards (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 17:32:26
        
        from some messageboard (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 17:36:04
        
        That, Mr Panties, is a terrible thing - belt and pulley? Awful. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:43:45
      - I currently have my left hand cupped over my mouth... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 20, 17:25:56
        
        Are you Kingsing tomorrow or was that just tentative musing? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:32:04
        
        I am seriously contemplating... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 20, 17:33:50
        
        yep - haregoo (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:36:39
        
        YOu still haven't moved your car then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 17:40:31
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 20, 17:44:01
        
        idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:41:18
        
        Thas the one! (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 20, 17:40:13
        
        fair do's - he will probably speak more sense than the assembled fools. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:42:19
        
        awful isn't it? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:29:32
      - Duly called an ambulance, lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 17:25:54
  - Would she maintain that look of innocent surprise while (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Oct 20, 17:19:10
    - I should hope so, plus she might squeak a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:20:14
      - And leak a bit hopefully (General Chat) - Old Gregg, Oct 20, 17:22:35
        
        gushing (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 17:26:17
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:23:41
- In that case, I'd go light (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Oct 20, 17:05:54
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:06:11
- Is a right Sketcher the non-left of the pair of personal illustrators in your employ? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Oct 20, 17:02:58
  - I'm going to have to say yes, aren't I? (damn my non-researched spelling) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:04:16
- I'd climb a tree and remove a plastic cage from the board game, mouse trap (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 17:01:24
  - what is the point? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:03:04
    - It is what I would do (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 17:04:55
      - Not if you were in Treeless, Fl. you wouldn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:05:43
        
        Or in Plasticcageless, PA (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 20, 17:07:35
        
        Not really, I always try and research well and the only place one could cuddle Michelle (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:09:09
        
        Woodward declared bald in 1987 (General Chat) - Occams_Razor, Oct 20, 17:32:31
        
        But you didn't say that in your orignal description (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 17:06:35
        
        I didn't have to - it was a Shay. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:06:58
        
        This is why you don't get the desired responses, you just don't think it through (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 17:07:50
        
        See above pentiumlicker (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:09:42
- Yes (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 20, 17:00:41
  - what is the point? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 17:02:45

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