Thought of doing one for Wayne Rooney

WELL I WOKE UP AND PLAYED FOOTY WITH MY FRIENDS AND THEN THIS OLD LADY PLAYED WITH MY WINKY AND COLLEEN WAS SAD BUT I GAVE HER SOME GOLD JEWELLERY AND SHE WAS HAPPY AGAIN AND THEN I HAD MY TEA AND WENT TO BED

(the idea is plagiarised though from something I dimly recall around the time it was announced he was doing an autobiography).

Posted By: Partial Angler on October 17th 2006 at 11:51:10


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