put some gloves on and scrag it, let bite you until it realises you

aren't feeling the pain

Get an understanding with it, whilst teasing it. It's the best way, you'll stop hating it if you know you can aggrovate it, equally it will learn to know what your about and know what to expect, and will get used to you

Teasing cats with bits of chicken is also amusing, as you'll have their 100% attention :)

Posted By: pants on October 13th 2006 at 17:57:37

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can anyone work out tax on wages? (NCFC) - ingi, Oct 13, 16:24:52
- approx 20% unless you earn LOADs (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Oct 13, 17:51:31
- It's split into bands. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 13, 16:38:32
- need to know both before + after ...... (NCFC) - matgore, Oct 13, 16:32:14
- you need to know your tax code... probably 474... here's a link to calculate it (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Oct 13, 16:30:28
  - 503. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 13, 16:50:40
  - cheers for that, that looks about right n.m (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Oct 13, 16:36:03
    - No problem (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Oct 13, 16:40:07
- Just go to the Inland revenue website and put it into the calculator (n/m) (NCFC) - BFG, Oct 13, 16:28:08
  - have you got a link mate? cant find the calculator n.m (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Oct 13, 16:29:35
    - Hang on (n/m) (NCFC) - BFG, Oct 13, 16:32:16
      - As the Dublin said to the Bishop (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 13, 16:33:49
- Just whack a third off. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 13, 16:26:53
  - No she wont (n/m) (NCFC) - Steely, Oct 13, 16:33:03
  - o.33%? n.m (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Oct 13, 16:27:41
    - 0.33%n.m (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Oct 13, 16:28:15
      - 0.33% nm (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 13, 16:32:09
        
        Wow, that's a good tax rate, where are you domiciled? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 13, 16:32:56
        
        Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 13, 16:33:15
        
        Pants you tit (NCFC) - Tomblander, Oct 13, 16:37:24
        
        I see (NCFC) - pants, Oct 13, 16:39:37
        
        Cat 1 - Pan Lid 0 (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Oct 13, 16:42:28
        
        All cats are right bastards, that's part of the point. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 13, 16:39:30
        
        We'll never get on I fear (NCFC) - Tomblander, Oct 13, 16:41:27
        
        also depends what type you've got (NCFC) - pants, Oct 13, 17:19:44
        
        Farm Cat (NCFC) - Tomblander, Oct 13, 17:53:57
        
        put some gloves on and scrag it, let bite you until it realises you (NCFC) - pants, Oct 13, 17:57:37
        
        Just for you tombs, they've found hitlers son apparently (NCFC) - pants, Oct 13, 18:01:44
- I can work out mine extremely quickly (NCFC) - Tomblander, Oct 13, 16:26:34
- Depends what your on, to what tax you have to pay (n/m) (NCFC) - Steely, Oct 13, 16:26:21
  - threshold figures? n.m (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Oct 13, 16:26:53
    - yep- Income tax bands as follows (NCFC) - Steely, Oct 13, 16:32:26
- no. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 13, 16:25:44

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