The day-by-day reports on IED's "Adventures of an English Virgin at Uni" is great

Reminds me of this

"On Monday I touched her on the ankle
On Tuesday I touched her on the knee
On Wednesday I confess, I lifted up her dress
On Thursday I just masturbated
On Friday I put my hand upon it
On Saturday she gave my balls a squeeze (balls a squeeze)
But on Sunday after supper,
I rammed the f**ker up her,
And now I do it seven days a week!"

Good luck IED. Remember, alcohol is your best friend.

Posted By: Old Git on October 13th 2006 at 15:11:08

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The day-by-day reports on IED's "Adventures of an English Virgin at Uni" is great (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 15:11:08
- I think he's a bit more Craig David: I met this girl on Monday (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 13, 15:18:15
- Good Lord - fond memories (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 15:13:41
- BULLY!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 15:11:58
  - I'm just cheering him on (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 15:13:51
    - I wish the lad well...... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Oct 13, 15:16:44
      - Your grandma is shocking. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 13, 15:19:45
        
        Both are dead. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Oct 13, 15:20:12
        
        Wrong, but is anyone else laughing uncontrollably? (n/m) (General Chat) - piss flaps, Oct 13, 15:27:18
        
        A bit, classic tudders (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 15:32:27
        
        It was offensive. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Oct 13, 15:52:24
        
        Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 13, 16:14:49
        
        Yeah don't worry about slagging off my dead relatives :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Oct 13, 16:34:40
        
        OK. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 13, 16:52:27
      - Just remember...... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 13, 15:18:04

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