Boris

A mole was at a corporate event recently and the after-dinner speaker was Boris Johnson.

She had the following exchange with the great man.

Boris: "So, are you drunk as well?"

Mole: "Not yet but hoping to be quite soon."

B: "Good. One should always get pissed on a Tuesday night."

[A pause. Boris looks down]

B: "Impressive cleavage."

M: "Um, right... Thank you."

B: "Grow them yourself did you? Very nice."

M: "Yes, thanks."

B: "Sorry, I shouldn't have said that."

[Boris scarpers]

Posted By: Arizona Bay on October 13th 2006 at 11:16:03

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