Boris
A mole was at a corporate event recently and the after-dinner speaker was Boris Johnson.
She had the following exchange with the great man.
Boris: "So, are you drunk as well?"
Mole: "Not yet but hoping to be quite soon."
B: "Good. One should always get pissed on a Tuesday night."
[A pause. Boris looks down]
B: "Impressive cleavage."
M: "Um, right... Thank you."
B: "Grow them yourself did you? Very nice."
M: "Yes, thanks."
B: "Sorry, I shouldn't have said that."
[Boris scarpers]
Posted By: Arizona Bay on October 13th 2006 at 11:16:03
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