I was talking to the fairies at the bottom of my garden

last night when father Christmas popped in for a cup of tea. He told me all about an encouter he had with the Loch Ness Monster, who claimed to have eaten alive the Tooth Fairy and got a stomach full of filling.

Anyway, then I went to church and had a chat with God.

Posted By: duke of york on October 6th 2006 at 13:56:04

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I was talking to the fairies at the bottom of my garden (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 6, 13:56:04
- I go to the Kennel & chat with dog. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 6, 14:02:42
  - God is my bitch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 14:17:05
- Did the Loch ness monster want tree fitty? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 14:01:55
  - reckon he'd prefer tree fiddy (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 6, 14:08:46
- Steve, look here (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 6, 13:58:58
  - Haha (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 6, 14:00:54
    - Sorry, didn't realise it was a joke (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 6, 14:10:59
      - could we discuss the merits of (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 6, 14:15:19
        
        No contest (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 6, 14:17:29
      - Exhibit A (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 6, 14:13:52
        
        But duke, you haven't made a JOKE (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 6, 14:15:11
        
        Do you know Darren from Haagen? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 14:36:54
        
        Haagen Daz? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 6, 14:38:03
        
        Yeah, you know him? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 14:41:48
        
        It may not have been very funny (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 6, 14:19:33
        
        Nah (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 6, 14:22:07
        
        Chaps, chaps, chaps...can't we all just get along ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 6, 14:33:27
        
        We are (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 6, 14:41:53
        
        In a crotchless trousers fashion? (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 6, 15:55:23
        
        Oh, OK. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 6, 14:45:45
        
        Yeah, OG's tops (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 6, 14:49:42
        
        Even if he does accuse people of being Rick Waghorn. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 6, 14:56:32
        
        Tank tops? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 14:53:37
        
        Top Trumps (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 6, 14:58:12
        
        I am? I thought you were (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 6, 14:23:54
        
        Now we need Reptilian Lizard Ruler to sign in. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 6, 14:27:02
        
        Now we need Reptilian Lizard Ruler to sign in. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Oct 6, 14:26:58
        
        Their arch enemy just has... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 6, 14:28:30
        
        Giant *shapeshifting* lizards. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 14:26:14
    - They did act though, they stopped buying exported goods from denmark (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 14:05:03
    - saw a stand up comedian that did a sketch about that "here I've got a sketch of (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 14:03:02
      - What always amuses me about religion is when (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 6, 14:06:53
        
        American sportspeople being equated with intelligence (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 6, 14:11:28
        
        That was more of a general comment (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 6, 14:14:23
        
        Yeah I notice that sometimes, a player subbed on whist they are losing 5 nil (General Chat) - pants, Oct 6, 14:10:17
        
        I've always thought that they're praying to whatever deity they believe in (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 6, 14:14:00

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