I was going to say that...

...the missus and I always argue over cleaners. She wants older Dutch women because 1) I won't want to shag them and 2) she trusts they won't nick anything and disappear.

However, my experience of cleaners has been that my Polish cleaner and my Cameroon(ian?) cleaner were fantastic, trustworthy and reliable whereas the three Dutch women we've had 1) try to re-organise the f**king house how they want it 2) are lazy and shoddy workers and 3) cancel every other week because of illness, child's illness, boiler leakages, or what other excuse they can think of at the time.

Posted By: Steve in Holland on September 15th 2006 at 09:28:38

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the brill thing about having tinternet in my room (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 08:54:56
- yes,............ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 15, 09:04:10
  - It's all new to me this working from home lark (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 09:07:32
    - I do it occasionally. Worked at home on Wednesday, but (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 09:11:29
- is that you don't have to masturbate in front of your mum while she dusts the ornaments (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 08:59:13
  - my mum is a couple of thousand miles away (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 09:01:42
    - is she one of those dressy-up cleaners, or a normal mousy-haired jeans and a t-shirt one? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 09:05:45
      - Cor I had a right ole smart one a foo yare back (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 09:14:48
      - she's a bit of a chubber (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 09:12:21
        
        Recently interviewed a cleaner who was so obese I could (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 09:19:16
        
        Our current daily is a Pole who might well once have been an Olympic shotputter (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 15, 09:21:47
        
        I was going to say that... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 09:28:38
        
        Since she had children my bolier leaks quite alot as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 09:31:39
        
        Bolier than thou (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 15, 09:39:00
        
        boiler obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 15, 09:34:13
        
        And to add... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 09:30:07
        
        Yes, having a cleaner who has come from serious poverty is definitely a bonus (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 15, 09:37:39
        
        Cameroon(ian) Masters in bio-chemistry (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 09:33:28
        
        Masters obtained in Leiden, Netherlands (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 09:46:45
        
        Oh (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 09:48:04
        
        Ha ha (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 09:55:47
        
        Sfunny how people get all defensive bout their adopted homeland (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 10:02:38
        
        "Oh and lesbians." - are you sure you're not getting confused with large drainage ditches? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 10:05:04
        
        Thats what I meant (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 10:07:05
        
        they invented legs (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 15, 10:20:17
        
        And lesbians isn't enough for you ? We gave you Jurgen Colin as well. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 10:04:17
        
        I'll shut my trap (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 10:05:29
        
        The Polish girl who served me my coffee this morning is a qualified radiographer (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 15, 09:42:45
        
        I pay my cleaner (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 15, 09:45:52
        
        Didn't realise you lived in Yorkshire (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 15, 10:11:31
      - It's one of those wiry german men with a bushy 'tasche (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, Sep 15, 09:11:34

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