I would pull the mouse's hand until it was a foot long

then wrap it around the mouse several times, thus encasing it in its own extended appendage, before roasting it to a crisp in a home-made blast furnace and feeding it to a passing ostracised orange ostrich.

Posted By: duke of york on September 1st 2006 at 14:30:42

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What about if, right, once, yeah, you're leaving a stretch of land and a smarting boy with (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:23:06
- I would pull the mouse's hand until it was a foot long (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 1, 14:30:42
- I would blow down the shiniest trumpet I could find. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 1, 14:25:13
  - You are a spazzed up mong for not choosing one of my answers! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:26:56
    - It's all those Afghan spangles, we can't help ourselves (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 1, 14:27:27
      - ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:30:30
        
        Oh for Cod's Hake! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Sep 1, 14:34:01
        
        Stop! - neither the time, nor the plaice! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:34:54
        
        I'm carping on.. stop being so koi! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Sep 1, 14:35:57
        
        you look like a big, fat blue Marlin (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:37:36
        
        That's brill (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 1, 14:36:40
        
        I'm a dab hand at it (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Sep 1, 14:39:36
        
        you are simply the life and sole of the board (n/m) (General Chat) - romayellow, Sep 1, 14:57:19
        
        Nah - he's just a sk8 erboi (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 1, 14:58:22
        
        Hee is. And hee drive a Hummer! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Sep 1, 14:37:51
        
        (still flattered... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 1, 14:31:33
        
        still got three hands though (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:32:33
        
        Well I am an inbred Norfolk yokel, as Ian Gibson MP observed. What do you expect? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 1, 14:33:47
        
        Gibson's got three hands cos h keeps having his photo taken next to mobile phone masts (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Sep 1, 14:35:10
        
        *he* (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Sep 1, 14:35:32
- I'm concerned about the jumpers on the den. Were they left out overnight? (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Sep 1, 14:24:52
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:27:17
    - ok, I'd fill it with scree and sew it to the backskirt of a nun (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Sep 1, 14:28:25
      - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:28:58
- Mouses don't have hands (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 1, 14:23:42
  - and are usually referred to as mice (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Sep 1, 14:24:31
    - Not by people who know them (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 1, 14:26:45
      - correct, then it is either Graham or Rachel (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:28:25
        
        But Graham's an ant.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 1, 14:30:38
        
        only in my head (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 14:31:47
        
        Tipyour head sideways and rap sharply on the skull with a bone from a pork chop (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Sep 1, 14:33:19

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