Never in my life...

have I read such horse-s**t (literally). What greasy, brown-nosing, arse-licking, odious fkin creep of a hack could write such putrifying, vomit-inducing copy that goes an extra 750 miles beyond the bounds of partiality?

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"Ipswich Town are hoping their Premiership pedigree, and Joe Royle's personal magnetism, will be enough to persuade ambitious Swindon Town striker Sam Parkin to come to Portman Road, writes David Vincent."

and...

"He is the sort of 20-goals-a-season striker every team needs. And former centre-forward Royle, who wore the England shirt with pride as well as Everton and Norwich City, could be the man to help Parkin achieve his personal goals."

and...

"Royle can offer him regular first-team football at the top end of the Championship.

Parkin wore the No. 9 shirt at Swindon and could take over in an identical position at Ipswich if the two clubs can agree a transfer deal and he likes the prospect of a move to Suffolk. As a Londoner, he would not be too far from his roots."

and...

"Ipswich...would invite him to visit Portman Road to meet Royle, to tour their impressive stadium and walk out on the pitch and also visit the training centre at Rushmere."

and...

"Royle's record of improving players speaks for itself, at Town and his previous club. He turned journeyman striker Shefki Kuqi into a player who could command a Premiership move.

With better players around him, and good coaching, Kuqi's touch and goalscoring record improved tremendously while at Portman Road. Now he has moved on, and Royle has earmarked Parkin as his replacement."

and...

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Pass the fkin sick bag more like.

Posted By: Jim Nasium on June 22nd 2005 at 15:50:15

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