No-one would ever get out, though
BA: I pity the fool
(cue shots of fifty seven men with automatic weapons standing five yards apart blazing away)
Face: Quick! Modify the drinks trolley!
(cue shots of the drinks trolley having improvised armour plating attached to it)
Murdoch: Run, rabbit, run!
(cue shots of seventeen cricket balls all hitting the stumps - but the bails remaining in place)
Colonel: I love it when a plan comes together...
(England: 1,623 for 0. Pakistan 0 for 10)
Posted By: Partial Angler on August 23rd 2006 at 11:06:59
Message Thread
- FFS. WHY NOT MAKE THE STUMPS BIGGER? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 23, 10:52:50
- Tip and run (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 23, 11:02:37
- Every third ball has to be bowled underarm with a tennis ball (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 23, 11:03:42
- Every third ball has to be launched at the batters face... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 23, 11:07:20
- With Harmison almost every third ball *is* launched at the batters face. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 23, 11:11:06
- oh ok fair enough i tend to switch off after the second one you see! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 23, 11:14:00
- With Harmison almost every third ball *is* launched at the batters face. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 23, 11:11:06
- Every fielder has to bowl an over. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 23, 11:05:27
- I've played in plenty of games like that..... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 23, 11:06:34
- Every third ball has to be launched at the batters face... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 23, 11:07:20
- Every third ball has to be bowled underarm with a tennis ball (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 23, 11:03:42
- I think you should be out if you miss the ball (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Aug 23, 10:59:39
- I think we should just ban the wanky sport forever.... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 23, 11:02:15
- No-one would ever get out, though (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 23, 11:06:59
- alright, alright... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 23, 11:08:19
- Fair dos, Mrs Mangel (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 23, 11:10:49
- alright, alright... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 23, 11:08:19
- Roffle...... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 23, 11:04:12
- No-one would ever get out, though (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 23, 11:06:59
- I think we should just ban the wanky sport forever.... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 23, 11:02:15
- Tip and run (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 23, 11:02:37
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