I'd love to

To contact me, just carve a pentacle on your chest (lightly - I recommend a non-serrated paring knife or similar), then cut the heads off two chickens (try do this somewhere with a lino floor - as I've observed previously, chicken blood is a c**t to get out of deep-pile carpet), stick your dick up one neck end while acting as if to fellate the other.

Mind you, I'd probably rant on about the Nazarene and the End of Days rather than talk about the club per se, don't know if that would be an issue for you. Plus I just had to fine Death a day's wages for headbutting his horse, the daft knobend.

Anyway, must shoot - got some lasagne on the go.

Posted By: Satan on August 3rd 2006 at 15:07:01

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Do you want to be the voice of Norwich City football on talkSPORT radio? (NCFC) - talksportuser, Aug 3, 14:56:40
- I'd love to (NCFC) - Satan, Aug 3, 15:07:01
  - Hi Tombs, how's tricks? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 3, 15:08:43
- use paul breen turner (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 3, 15:06:56
  - Or Joe Lynn Turner - he knows little about football, but on Talksport that needn't matter (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 3, 15:08:14
- Pfttttttthhhhhhhhh (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigels Arse, Aug 3, 15:03:29
- I would rather pass a kidney stone than contribute to that shit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 3, 15:03:05
- no fuck off & tell cuntlugs Brazil to fuck off while you are at it. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 3, 15:03:01
- go for it IED (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 3, 14:59:48
- Talksport is for cunts (n/m) (NCFC) - The Truth___ End of, Aug 3, 14:58:44
- IED - PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 3, 14:58:37
  - PLEASE DO REPLY TO THIS. (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 3, 15:04:49

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