My mate stuck his head out of the train window whilst we stood inbetween carriages

It was on the way back and dark.

5 seconds after he did it, another train went flying past and he s**t his pants

I stood there with a copy of loaded and was reading a joke. I didn't realise the 4 page fold out section of the hollyoaks girls in lingerie had unfolded and draped down, Just as I realised this, four lasses walked through and I looked a cock, and my mates pissed themselves laughing

Posted By: pants on August 2nd 2006 at 10:52:30

Message Thread

It's been 10yrs since I missed our opening game of a season... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 10:16:10
- Are you saying that you are missing this year's opening match... (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 2, 10:54:33
  - nah don't go for all that mumbo jumbo... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 11:01:39
- That was my first league game funnily enough (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 2, 10:23:11
  - and mine... (NCFC) - mr carra, Aug 2, 10:54:11
  - mine (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 2, 10:25:51
    - 1963 - lost 1-0 at home to (NCFC) - T 07, Aug 2, 14:08:20
    - Mine was this one... (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 2, 10:32:46
      - only time I think I've missed a goal cos I went for a piss (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 10:35:25
        
        Did that at Sheff Weds away fa cup match, 3-0 down, 2 mins to half time (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 10:39:47
        
        many years ago (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 2, 10:52:48
        
        Yeah remember it, cos we never used to get a result there (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 10:58:17
        
        Leon v Walsall 2004 (the 5-0 game) for me (NCFC) - mr carra, Aug 2, 10:46:15
        
        Having said that, if Worthy was in charge, he'd have gone (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 10:42:12
        
        carbone and jonk the others? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 2, 10:41:37
        
        Not sure, I remember Carbone being the biggest cunt ever that day (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 10:44:42
        
        he cupped his ears if i remember (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 2, 10:46:46
        
        My mate stuck his head out of the train window whilst we stood inbetween carriages (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 10:52:30
        
        a norwich fan died doing that (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 2, 11:02:01
        
        scummers had a song about it didn't they for a few years? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 11:04:56
        
        eddie something? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 11:05:54
    - Is that the keeper that got killed? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 10:31:31
      - yeah (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 2, 10:32:40
    - Terry? (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 2, 10:30:38
      - yup he was chairman or something at the time (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 2, 10:31:20
        
        Straight after England job? (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 2, 10:32:54
        
        yeah must have been (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 2, 10:34:21
        
        Director of Footballesque poss (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 2, 10:37:50
        
        that was it (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 2, 10:39:21
    - mine... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 2, 10:30:15
      - mafia twats (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 10:32:10
    - mine at a guess 1979/80 (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 2, 10:29:54
      - Only just born that season! (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 2, 10:33:24
        
        i remember the justin fashanu liverpool goal (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 2, 10:39:03
- Look at the sub for swindon, he had a ratio of 1 in 2 games for them (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 2, 10:19:31
- 5 for me (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 2, 10:16:54

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