World class s**tter more like...

...having run onto the pitch as a sub once he immediately shat himself (bad guts and he shouldn't ahve been playing)...to try to cover up the thick streaks of brown running down the back of his thighs he launched into a mahoosive sliding tackle to try and blend the s**t in with mud - Linekar was famed for not doing such things...Stuart Pearce remarked that "he looked like a small woodland animal" after the tackle..

Posted By: Fierce Panda on July 12th 2006 at 12:22:24

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gary lineker (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 12, 11:47:25
- World class shitter more like... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 12, 12:22:24
- he was deadly inside teh box (Other Football) - south, Jul 12, 11:53:42
  - nah Lineker better than Shearer for me (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 12, 12:11:41
  - There's a reason why Lineker has 49 International goals (Other Football) - pants, Jul 12, 11:57:57
    - There's a reason why he doesn't have 49 international goals (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 12, 12:04:32
      - Oh, and about not playing crap teams to boost it. Who is England's top scorer in (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 12, 12:10:59
      - True, Taylor, what a plonker! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 12, 12:09:41
    - he took penalties !!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - south, Jul 12, 12:04:11
    - They had a functioning midfield? (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jul 12, 11:58:26
      - It's cos he was a great striker (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 12, 11:59:41
        
        I know (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jul 12, 12:00:18
  - So you're saying he's good in the box and goes down well: essentially the same as Stoopish (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jul 12, 11:54:37
    - I find that very hard to believe (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jul 12, 11:56:50
      - there you go again! (n/m) (Other Football) - Stoopish, Jul 12, 11:58:35
        
        That was merely an ironic observation* (Other Football) - duke of york, Jul 12, 11:59:42
    - ......?! (n/m) (Other Football) - Stoopish, Jul 12, 11:55:24
- he's your type of guy gaz (Other Football) - Stoopish, Jul 12, 11:52:54
  - Has he split with his wife? (Other Football) - pants, Jul 12, 12:08:26
    - well its no one elses business is it (n/m) (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 12, 12:13:31
      - It is when he's portraid as the wonderful father figure icon (Other Football) - pants, Jul 12, 12:35:19
      - i'm sure he's not the only one slipping his piece in places he shouldn't... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 12:16:19
        
        yeh wiv lawrensen watching from the sidelines giving opinions/shit gags (n/m) (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 12, 12:19:38
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 12, 12:42:11
  - lol yeah that rumour has done the rounds 4 a while (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 12, 11:54:57
    - And that one off Sky Sports. Kelly Gallagher (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jul 12, 11:59:39
- Are we after him now? (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 11:50:16
- world-class finisher? Yes ; all-time top 5? No (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, Jul 12, 11:50:12
  - greatest ever british striker???? (n/m) (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 12, 11:52:27
    - Don't know enough about Charlton (Other Football) - pants, Jul 12, 12:04:56
- Yeah, better than shearer (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 12, 11:49:32

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