Crucifixion

Take three matchsticks

Cut two in half, discard one of the halves so you are left with one whole and three half mathsticks.

Place the three half matchsticks on the ground paralell to each other and glue the whole matchstick on top, leaving about half of it free, so that what you end up with is a whole matchstick with three cross-beams starting about half way up, giving six "arms" arranged in pairs.

Stick the free end of the whole matchstick in the ground.

Catch an ant. Superglue one leg to each arm, preferably without killing it straight away.

This will set an example to the others who won't ever come back.

Or, lay a length of gaffer tape upside down so the ants walk on to it and get stuck. Leave them struggling for a bit pur encourager les autres.

Posted By: Partial Angler on July 6th 2006 at 16:12:35

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Is there a more environmentaly friendly way of killing ants? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 6, 16:00:30
- Graham will not be impressed by all this "banter"!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 6, 16:17:19
  - and nor is Rachel (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 6, 16:18:45
    - bastards! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 6, 16:20:55
- a water gun I would imagine (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 6, 16:15:15
  - have you seen the evolution of the water pistol recently? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 6, 16:16:11
- Crucifixion (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 6, 16:12:35
  - mathsticks??? Sounds like my old primary school (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 6, 16:19:27
- There is only way way to kill lots of ants and that's to... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 6, 16:10:29
- Homemade flamethrower? (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jul 6, 16:08:20
- 7.62 mm, full metal jacket!!!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 6, 16:08:08
- P ut them through a printer (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 6, 16:06:41
- I enjoy putting them on the barbecue & they break dance. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 6, 16:04:57
  - you only ate an ant's worth of food at mine (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 6, 16:06:37
- Depleted uranium (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 6, 16:03:54
  - woodlice make a satisfying crispy sound when torched with a disposable lighter (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 6, 16:06:44
  - and a baby's toes (piggys) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 6, 16:05:15
- M9 9 mm Beretta Pistol (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 6, 16:03:02
  - prefer a Glock meself, nice weight to it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 6, 16:05:10
    - Desert Eagle's more my thing. (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 6, 16:08:11
      - I prefer Bowie knives myself (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 6, 16:24:43
- Yep... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 6, 16:02:45
- Is there a p missing from this post? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 6, 16:01:51
- magnifying glass (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 6, 16:00:51
  - It's an idea but a time consuming one (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 6, 16:02:32

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