Joke of the day
I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young person"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
Posted By: WOTB No1 Tipster 04 on May 6th 2005 at 10:25:38
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