get a pair of scissors and a very small piece of paper
cut it in half, then cut one of the halves in half. Repeat until the paper size is exactly 1 atom in width x 1 atom in length. Cut this piece of paper in half and you will have caused nuclear fission - thus entraining a chain reaction which should get rid of all the other atoms in your house. You might want to wear safety goggle as it can be a bit messy.
Posted By: Dave in France on June 14th 2006 at 13:21:52
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- Atoms (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 14, 13:13:54
- get a pair of scissors and a very small piece of paper (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 14, 13:21:52
- and make sure you invite carl robinson and andy hughes round when you do it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 14, 13:37:10
- Hughes wouldn't be phased at all, he'd run round the crater afterwards clapping (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 14, 13:40:28
- Well, technically it would (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 14, 13:27:19
- But the atoms in that area would have gone?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 14, 13:28:47
- Indeed a largely effective manoevure (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 14, 13:31:32
- But the atoms in that area would have gone?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 14, 13:28:47
- ROFL! potd (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 14, 13:25:23
- you're easily pleased! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 14, 13:34:05
- Funny (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 14, 13:36:16
- blub! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 14, 14:09:08
- good lord (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 14, 13:42:42
- Fair play, I thought DiF's post was hilarious. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 14, 13:35:20
- it's all down to the set up really. (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 14, 13:39:46
- You can call me Al.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 14, 13:43:22
- it's all down to the set up really. (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 14, 13:39:46
- Funny (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 14, 13:36:16
- you're easily pleased! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 14, 13:34:05
- Or give the Yanks a call... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 14, 13:23:13
- and make sure you invite carl robinson and andy hughes round when you do it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 14, 13:37:10
- get a pair of scissors and a very small piece of paper (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 14, 13:21:52
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