Basically ...

... Rio Ferdinand plays really s**t tricks on people, like Candid Camera or Beadle's About being written and directed by Joey Deacon's idiot brother, and then goes up to people and goes "You've been MERKED!!!!" before the prank is even finished, thereby depriving the morons who *might* have found any glimmer of humour in the scenario of even that small and ultimately meaningless pleasure.

The whole thing is broadcast on ITV, the channel that is just about to screen a second series of Celebrity Love Island.

So now you know.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on June 13th 2006 at 11:14:00

Message Thread

World Cup Caption Competition (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 13, 10:55:52
- "did you see the headline on the front page of the Times this morning Wayne?" (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 13, 11:22:35
- "You've been merked!" [flicky hand thing] [cunt] (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 13, 10:57:41
  - That's my first entry too (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 13, 10:59:46
    - I don't actually know what it means, but you posted it so many times yesterday (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 13, 11:11:04
      - Basically ... (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 13, 11:14:00
        
        and why 'Merked'? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 13, 11:15:51
        
        to kill someone apparently, great choice of words Rio (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 13, 11:20:13
        
        Urban Dictionary definition of "merk" (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 13, 11:22:42
        
        what does it say? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 13, 11:24:20
        
        Loads of urban translations around the same theme (Other Football) - pants, Jun 13, 11:26:39
        
        Try this little trick (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 13, 11:25:41
        
        still blocked (but ta for the effort) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 13, 11:27:15
        
        Thank you! Is "merked" a known English word or did Rio make it up specially? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 13, 11:15:01
        
        The show was a rip off of... (Other Football) - Dr Baker, Jun 13, 11:19:51
        
        probably one of rios spethal words (Other Football) - pants, Jun 13, 11:18:55

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