How about

Rebranding the game entirely and calling in Brexitball? Instead of a goalie there could be a brick wall in the goal with a few inches spare where players have to try to chip over tomatoes and pineapples? Anyone who has had a refugee in the family for the past five generations gets automatically sent off.

Posted By: mickfoot on March 11th 2023 at 22:52:08

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I prefer it like this... (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 22:28:22
- It was boring and soulless (Other Football) - fond, Mar 11, 22:52:54
  - I don't look down on you I just hate the sensationalism. (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 23:19:29
    - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 23:33:24
      - it's good to be reminded why i cba with this site much these days (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 23:36:30
        
        I’d say you’re the trolling cunt tbh (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 23:40:14
        
        Well if you want to open with laughing in my face then you fired first (n/m) (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 23:42:54
        
        Yeah maybe wasn’t the best response (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 23:45:20
  - Absolutely right (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 11, 23:16:06
  - Yep, so sterile (n/m) (Other Football) - Azteca, Mar 11, 22:55:38
- Hahahahahaha (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 22:43:27
- Best MOTD ever (n/m) (Other Football) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 11, 22:43:10
- Loved that! Job fucking done. (n/m) (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 22:41:20
- It's like watching shitty Sky Sports highlights. Just needs (Other Football) - Azteca, Mar 11, 22:40:56
  - Amazing innit (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 22:44:19
    - Yeah and I'd already seen a couple that I was interested in via Sky's YouTube channel. (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 22:47:04
      - So you didn’t love it that much then (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 22:49:37
        
        ‘Loved that! Job fucking done.’ (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 23:18:30
        
        What? I loved the bollocks-free version. I don't love the bollocks filled normal version. (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 23:21:14
        
        Just don’t watch it live then (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 23:24:31
        
        other issue with your suggestion is that it... (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 23:32:16
        
        Not sure why football’s issues means commentators bad (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 23:37:29
        
        There's so much of it that's wrong, them included (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 23:41:09
        
        judgement obvs (n/m) (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 23:41:55
        
        *painted (so many typos i couldnt be arsed to correct but shouldve spotted that one) (n/m) (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 23:33:37
        
        Nah, I'll just stick to 3min Sky YT uploads. Gets the jog done even quicker &hours earlier (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 23:27:59
        
        quick jog. 3mins HIIT (n/m) (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 23:28:23
        
        No. Never said I did either. (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 23:16:18
    - Yep. Those that crave such crap have had it all the time (n/m) (Other Football) - Azteca, Mar 11, 22:45:32
- It’s shit and soulless (n/m) (Other Football) - Legacy Fan, Mar 11, 22:35:46
  - Modern football at the top level is shit and soulless. (n/m) (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 22:42:36
- yep. fuck off 'Gary' (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 11, 22:33:57
  - modern MOTB (Other Football) - mickfoot, Mar 11, 22:40:54
    - How about (Other Football) - mickfoot, Mar 11, 22:52:08
    - We should keep the boats going (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 11, 22:45:23
      - or we could, stop the boats? (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 11, 22:46:54
- I tune in for that (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Mar 11, 22:30:34
  - Yeah I only watched five MotDs in each of our last two Prem seasons (n/m) (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 22:44:43
    - A real aficionado then (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 11, 22:46:10
      - No, that would be you, wouldn't it, you know all cunt. (n/m) (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Mar 11, 22:48:48
- I think it does miss a (n/m) (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, Mar 11, 22:30:25
  - commentator (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, Mar 11, 22:32:25

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