England Flags

Hypothetical scenario: you're driving down a main road, in town, doing about 30 in light-to-middling traffic. On a side-road to the right ahead of you there's a car waiting to turn right onto the main road.

Right chances are, if you're an amiable sort of person, and you see they've been waiting a while, and none of the cars ahead of you have let him pull out, you might well slow-up, give him a dink of your headlights, and let him out. Assuming there's nothing coming the other way of course.

Seems pretty reasonable doesn't it? Most drivers will do this every so often, right? Apart from arseholes.

OK - now imagine the exact same situation, same roads same traffic sames cars, all the same, except the car waiting to turn right has got plastic england flags on either side of his roof.

Do you let him out?

Of course your f**king don't. You don't even consider it.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on May 15th 2006 at 13:32:20

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England Flags (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 15, 13:32:20
- Miserable bugger... (General Chat) - Jono, May 15, 13:49:48
- Simple answer. Box him in, then shoot his wife and (illegitimate) children. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 15, 13:44:42
- erm on the subject of England flags sticking out of cars (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 15, 13:34:01
  - it's a new law (General Chat) - johnmcdowellshair, May 15, 13:48:18
    - Nah, their faces, hair and clothes do that just fine (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, May 15, 13:49:32
  - they are a quid for 2 at asda... ridiculously cheap (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, May 15, 13:44:34
    - Ridiculously cheap. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 15, 14:13:12
    - is that in price terms or taste terms? (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, May 15, 13:47:16
    - did you buy any? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 15, 13:46:41
      - What's wrong with being patriotic? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, May 15, 13:48:00
        
        because... (General Chat) - mr carra, May 15, 13:57:55
        
        well, aside from the fact that it's the last refuge of the scoundrel.... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 15, 13:51:23
        
        Firstly you shouldn't have to have the excuse of the WC to fly an England flag (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, May 15, 13:53:15
        
        Well, if there's anything that makes me a proud Englishman... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 15, 14:13:58
  - yeh I noticed that too (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 15, 13:39:23
  - They're being given out free at dole offices around the country. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 15, 13:38:27
    - Good stuff, I should get mine soon (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 15, 13:44:44
    - A month in advance? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 15, 13:39:31

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