I have a joke along those lines, certain type of humour like

Two guys are on a business trip to Pittsburgh. One of the them gets the tickets at the airport. He walks up to the attendant and says, "Can I get two pickets to Tittsburgh?" and gets a black eye

He goes back over ad his mate says, "who gave you that black eye?"

"Man, I just asked that lady if I could get two pickets to Tittsburgh by accident."

After laughing his head off, his mate goes "Oh that's called a Freudian slip..That's when you're brain and your tongue get jumbled-up and you say something pretty embarrassing.

It happened to me just the other night at the dinner table with my wife. I wanted to say, 'Would you please pass the butter?' and I ended up saying , "You f**king b***h, you've ruined my life."

Posted By: pants on May 4th 2006 at 17:12:54

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makes you laugh .......... (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, May 4, 16:36:53
- 12th 11th 11th 7th 13th great record (Other Football) - phrankin, May 4, 16:55:58
  - thread stealer (n/m) (Other Football) - coldplay, May 4, 17:02:15
    - cut and paste merchant (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, May 4, 17:10:38
    - Fred Steeler (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 4, 17:03:17
      - Pittsburgh Steeler (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, May 4, 17:06:36
        
        I have a joke along those lines, certain type of humour like (Other Football) - pants, May 4, 17:12:54
- I didn't particularly want an Englishman for the job, but (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 4, 16:55:46
  - MCCLAREN OUT! MCCLAREN OUT! MCCLAREN OUT! MCCLAREN OUT! MCCLAREN OUT! (Other Football) - pants, May 4, 16:59:40
- Steve Foley appointed as No 2. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, May 4, 16:54:36
- Everyone? (Other Football) - conker, May 4, 16:47:21
- I didn't want an English manager for the job (Other Football) - Duck, May 4, 16:46:25
  - Exactly (Other Football) - pants, May 4, 16:48:18
    - Yeah the whole England this is daft. If we had a huge game to play tomorrow would people (Other Football) - Sir Thomas, May 4, 16:50:43
      - passion? (Other Football) - coldplay, May 4, 16:57:58
- he's shite (n/m) (Other Football) - coldplay, May 4, 16:38:28
- You missed out the fact thatq (Other Football) - pants, May 4, 16:38:19
  - O.K people who is better qualified (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, May 4, 16:48:04
    - the only obvious choice would be hoddle, as he only lost his job through (Other Football) - pants, May 4, 16:53:15
    - There is no one qualifed and English (Other Football) - conker, May 4, 16:48:46
  - 12th 11th 11th 7th 13th (n/m) (Other Football) - coldplay, May 4, 16:43:36

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