CONTAINS clause?

How does one use such a thing?

And how do you keep names within quotes together?

And how do you build the boolean operators in?

Posted By: InTheAbsenceOfAHorse on May 4th 2006 at 12:59:45

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Am doing my thesis- its due in tomorrow (General Chat) - Bonjour, May 4, 12:39:18
- I'm researching the practical aspects of spending time with top-class, high end escort (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 4, 12:52:37
- Shouldn't you have dones that weeks ago ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 12:44:09
- I'm writing a presentation, is there anyone that wants to write it for me?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 4, 12:43:45
  - I'm devising a training course (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 4, 12:49:37
    - Do you want it done over the company intranet, so that... (General Chat) - Arganth, May 4, 12:52:58
      - Don't want that but...... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, May 4, 12:55:43
        
        And what does that mean ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 12:57:38
        
        CONTAINS clause? (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, May 4, 12:59:45
        
        Are you using SQL Server 2000 or later ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 13:03:34
        
        2k...... (n/m) (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, May 4, 13:04:44
        
        'boolean operators'? Brill - do they work for the clingons? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 4, 13:00:44
        
        Isnt that something that men have in their PANTS? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, May 4, 13:02:12
        
        not me - just Uncle Jim and the twins in mine (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 4, 13:02:59
        
        Don't forget the whirlygig (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 13:04:37
        
        that's what my Mum calls a spinny washing line. I don't have one in my underwear. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 4, 13:07:51
        
        Well of course not, because then you'd have a circular reference and (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 13:09:29
        
        would the UK and Australia swop which way the water went down the plughole as well? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 4, 13:10:45
        
        Ooh fuggenell. I hadn't thought of that. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 13:12:53
        
        I'd like it a lot and do a few tumbly tricks in a body-surfing stylee on the plume (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 4, 13:14:27
      - The rest of the muppets in my team (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 4, 12:54:52
        
        ..... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, May 4, 13:00:26
        
        Nobody reads intranet-based training. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 12:56:20
        
        Disagree - with all training material it depends on the subject, and the target audience. (General Chat) - Arganth, May 4, 12:58:05
        
        And you...... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, May 4, 12:58:01
        
        As I asked (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 13:01:38
        
        Google style..... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, May 4, 13:03:22
        
        Have seen above..... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, May 4, 13:00:09
        
        unles it was made compulsory, and with said tracking you'd know who had or hadn't ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 4, 12:55:58
        
        Yes but be realistic now... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 12:58:43
        
        Although there's no guarantee... (General Chat) - Arganth, May 4, 13:04:00
        
        True, or a bird with nice tits and an open top (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 13:11:22
        
        I must admit I'm beginning to miss all that. (General Chat) - Arganth, May 4, 13:14:45
        
        Can't wait to do the teaching bit (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 4, 13:03:46
        
        I'm doing a C&G course in Adult Learning from September. (General Chat) - Arganth, May 4, 13:07:18
        
        It's only a mouse dear (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 4, 13:10:42
        
        For ?25 a hour, it's worth it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 4, 13:13:25
        
        'only a mouse'? Put an ant one one and look on in bewonderment (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 4, 13:12:44
    - I'm writing track guidance software for mapping river beds... (General Chat) - Brom, May 4, 12:50:15
      - Are they like water beds? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 4, 12:52:11
        
        Similar (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 4, 12:53:51
      - Possibly...... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, May 4, 12:51:28
  - As long as you sort my wedding out (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 12:44:38
    - Deal (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 4, 12:45:14
    - Que pants (General Chat) - Brom, May 4, 12:44:58
      - get over yourself (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 4, 12:47:22
        
        Blub (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 4, 12:50:29
        
        I can feel the sexual chemistry between you two from here! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, May 4, 12:49:58
- My feces will be due any minute (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 4, 12:43:29
  - What's feces? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, May 4, 12:50:47
    - Yank shit apparently (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 12:53:24
  - Mine was due at 0800, as per every morning. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 4, 12:45:31
  - You suddenly turned into a Yank ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 12:45:25
    - Yeah, I might get into some of their shit sports too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 4, 12:46:44
      - And moan about that as well ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 12:48:26
        
        Although shit sports is essentially what you are playing now by the sound of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 12:49:02

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