It’s not the toaster. It’s the bread. Though back in the day

We would hold slices of bread over our fires in the cave thus avoiding the problem. Could never do that these days cos the cave would have to be fitted with a smoke alarm according to buildings regs and the f**ker would keep going off no matter how many times you pressed the button. Bloody health and safety.

Posted By: Old Man on February 5th 2022 at 12:30:27

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PM all old wrathers. In the good old days did toasters piss out as many crumbs as they do (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 5, 12:27:38
- In the old days there was no crumb drawer (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Feb 5, 13:03:17
- I found a mouse in ours once. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 12:43:44
  - Could have been worse: could have been a keyboard. (n/m) (General Chat) - AstroCanary, Feb 5, 12:53:18
    - you found a keyboard in your toaster? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Feb 5, 13:16:36
  - Hiding from your gang of cats I shink (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 5, 12:48:02
- It’s not the toaster. It’s the bread. Though back in the day (General Chat) - Old Man, Feb 5, 12:30:27
  - H&S gone maaaad (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 5, 12:48:34
  - Shirley I'm not that old but I do remember (General Chat) - Old Splat, Feb 5, 12:39:50
- Everything was better back then (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Feb 5, 12:30:02
  - And the futures not as good as it was. (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Feb 5, 14:01:43

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