Pete Doherty

"If you think those pictures of Doherty in today's Sun are bad, think again. Like Doherty's talent, they barely scrape the surface.

HM's favourite mag 'The Word' set off to do a piece on the scaggywag the other week and their hack arrived at his house to find a scene of such total carnage that it made Whitney Houston's gaff look like a brochure for the Beverly Wiltshire.

The worst thing was his insistence on everyone taking their shoes off before crossing the threshold. Which wouldn't have been so bad had Word's fragrant writer not missed a hypodermic needle sticking out of the carpet by a fraction of a millimetre.

Still, the blood and needle on top of the cistern made a nice change from Glade Plug-Ins. Un-smiley face times a million.

Fuck Forever? Fuck off forever morelike. Read the piece next month - it is ace."

Holy Moly

Posted By: Arizona Bay on April 28th 2006 at 11:26:45

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Pete Doherty (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 11:26:45
- I knew I could reply on you (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 28, 12:22:13
- A friend of the missus... (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Apr 28, 11:55:19
- to coin a phrase - he's a scumbag don't you know. (n/m) (General Chat) - bobble, Apr 28, 11:34:03
  - Seen the Arctic Monkeys picture on front of NME this week? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 12:29:36
    - Shame isn't it? You'd almost think the music industry chucks the stuff at them (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 12:31:10
- Send him to Jail (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 28, 11:32:33
  - They should make an example of him and send him to jail - a lot of kids look up to him (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Apr 28, 12:48:34
    - Only in terms of his writing...for the majority (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 13:01:45
    - Most kids do I reckon. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 12:53:31
  - That'll just add to his notoriety wiv da kidsonnastreet... (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 28, 11:36:33
    - it'll make him even more big headed.... (n/m) (General Chat) - bobble, Apr 28, 11:57:31
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Apr 28, 11:58:37
    - Good (General Chat) - conker, Apr 28, 11:37:46
  - Or alternately, wait for the fucker to kill himself. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 11:34:42
    - lol! Scrotes survive things that would kill you or i - i have (General Chat) - bobble, Apr 28, 11:45:20
      - Keith Richards. I rest your case. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 28, 11:48:01
        
        I reckon anyone who is a fan ought to *want* him to kill himself sometime. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 11:53:43
        
        Hendrix would be "featuring" with MC Doggy D if he was still alive (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 28, 12:00:35
    - In a week where the govenment have done one of the sickest most dangerous fuck ups (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 11:37:32
      - Let's talk about the recent fuck-up at the Home Office for a bit then. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 11:41:01
        
        Lets talk about the person responsible for the Fuck up (General Chat) - conker, Apr 28, 11:42:50
        
        Jack Straw? (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Apr 28, 11:49:37
        
        Sorry (General Chat) - conker, Apr 28, 11:51:20
        
        Yes...... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Apr 28, 11:56:29
        
        maybe but clarke could certainly have done something sooner (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Apr 28, 12:06:22
        
        pretender - i thought he was a fan of the arse origionally (n/m) (General Chat) - bobble, Apr 28, 11:46:13
    - Let him kill himself in Jail (General Chat) - conker, Apr 28, 11:36:05

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