Norfolk Independence Party Manifesto
1) A stout wall with electrified razor wire and a minefield to be erected on the border with that monstrosity to the south
2) A proper border control point to be set up at other entry points to the County. There should be a fast track for all those who know what a bishy barnaby is, a slow track for those who don't, and a full body cavity search track for anyone who's wearing a blue shirt, or alternatively likes the idea and would be prepared to pay for it
3) A Norfolk Parliament to be set up in the old keep of the Castle
4) Iwan Roberts to be granted honorary citizenship and invited to be our first ever President, with an inauguration in the Cathedral
5) Andy Hughes to be publically tigered before kick-off at the first game of next season
What other policies are needed? Should we stand in a by-election somewhere?
Posted By: Partial Angler on April 27th 2006 at 11:02:51
Message Thread
- Norfolk Independence Party Manifesto (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 27, 11:02:51
- 11) Northern Irish passports will not be granted access to Norfolk* (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 27, 11:12:27
- 10, waller should be told to stop coughing on air (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 27, 11:09:28
- they have my vote (n/m) (General Chat) - south, Apr 27, 11:09:11
- 9)Ban all people named Liam/Stoopish (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 27, 11:08:42
- 8) War declared on Suffolk (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 27, 11:07:45
- 7) No Norfolk citizen shall ruin his/her worldliness by travelling outside the border (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 27, 11:07:17
- Nationam Anthem: "Ha' yew got a loight, bor?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 27, 11:05:44
- 6) Stout boots for all wimmin. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 27, 11:03:35
- National Costume: The Smock (n/m) (General Chat) - General Belgrano, Apr 27, 11:14:11
- 7) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:07:15
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