Probably better not read this if easily offended
Apropos of nothing more than acute boredom I thought I'd share this tale of service life.
I was partaking in the time honoured tradition of NAAFI break one sunny morning in the Fatherland with some mates when in lumbered Frenchy.
"Alright Frenchy?" I inquired,
"Yeah, not bad, not bad" he responded in his broad Norfolk accent.
"You and Tina going to the Mess Do Friday?"
"I doon't think so, she in't talking to me agin".
"Why's that mate, had another barney?"
"No, I reckon it's cause we woz shaggin' larst night and I stuffed me finger up her hoop"
"Jesus Frenchy no wonder she in't talking to you"
"Nooo, she din't object to that. It was when I wafted my finger under her snout at half five this morning and the stench wook her up thas woss pissed her orf!"
Needless to say it was a coffee nasal enema moment.
The more astute amongst you may well have deduced that the Mess in question was not the Officer's.
BE THE BEST
Posted By: Tomblander on April 25th 2006 at 10:03:11
Message Thread
- Probably better not read this if easily offended (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 25, 10:03:11
Reply to Message
In order to add a post to the WotB Message Board you must be a registered WotB user.
If you are not yet registered then please visit the registration page. You should ensure that their browser is setup to accept cookies.