Groan time

Julius Caesar returned from France and addressed the Roman people. "Friends, Romans and Countrymen I have subjugated France and it is now part of our Empire. It was a bloody war, but our legions prevailed and killed 50,000 Gauls!"

Brutus rose and stilled the cheering crowd.. " Caesar, as always you lie to impress the people! I too have just returned from Gaul. The actual number killed was barely 25,000!"

"Dear Brutus," replied Caesar "You forget: In Europe away Gauls count Double!"

Posted By: camcan on April 24th 2006 at 10:24:40


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