I signed up for friends and family about two months ago

but I don't have any, so I put my mum on it and 4 0989 numbers

Well, I only went and won the bloody holiday

So there we all are on a beach in Ibiza and I get a voice in my ear "hey sam, would you like to rub some cream on my tits and work your way down"

I was like "ffs, leave it out mum"

Posted By: Gus Poyet 26 on June 8th 2005 at 16:54:36

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Anyone got anything ridiculous to say? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 8, 16:33:48
- just got an email at work, made me chuckle (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 8, 17:10:57
  - Bridled fisting is the norm? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 8, 17:19:54
  - You have unbridled fist shaking in your office? (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Jun 8, 17:13:22
    - Lucky bastard. I used to DREAM of unbridled fist shaking... (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Jun 8, 17:25:15
- bucket fanny (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 8, 16:58:54
  - Don't talk about Lesley like that! (n/m) (General Chat) - d0mj4y, Jun 8, 17:01:31
- My knob's twelve inches long but I don't use it as a rule. (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Jun 8, 16:55:39
  - r (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 8, 16:56:22
- I signed up for friends and family about two months ago (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 8, 16:54:36
- Our squad is well balanced and all ready for the new season (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 16:46:11
  - We should re-sign Keith Scott to bolster the attack. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 8, 16:50:53
    - We don't need any more midfielders (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 16:54:21
      - lol (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 8, 16:55:05
- Dr Karl Kennedy sings (General Chat) - Pompatus of Creosote, Jun 8, 16:43:29
- Call me Max, 4.20 Beverley (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jun 8, 16:40:39
  - Jubilee Street, 3.50 Beverley (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jun 8, 16:45:32
  - hello Max 4.20 Beverley (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 8, 16:42:44
- scrench-laden wisp (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 16:37:49
- all jews are misers (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 8, 16:37:32
  - Some of my best friends are Jewish (General Chat) - Pompatus of Creosote, Jun 8, 16:46:13
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 8, 16:49:54
    - Oh FFS! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 16:46:57
      - Ain't it just? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pompatus of Creosote, Jun 8, 16:49:51
  - Someone stand down the board police (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 8, 16:41:14
  - Nice to see you getting in the spirit of things! (n/m) (General Chat) - d0mj4y, Jun 8, 16:38:09
- book early for cheeseplants (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, Jun 8, 16:35:59
- After you, Tombs. (n/m) (General Chat) - d0mj4y, Jun 8, 16:34:10

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