The "opportunity" to treble your salary.

Dear Simon,

We are offering you the opportunity to treble your salary.

It's as simple as this. All you have to do is to do three times as much work, doing it twice as well as you do at the moment. And that's it! It's a FREE offer - a glorious opportunity you can't afford to ignore.

And remember, the first lucky 100 respondents WILL have their names entered into our grand prize draw, in which you could win any one of a luxury cruise, a solid gold watch or a new filing cabinet.

Good luck!

Posted By: Old Git on April 11th 2006 at 15:13:58

Message Thread

Ive just been told that I will be given the opportunity to treble my salary (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:06:54
- SWOT (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 11, 15:21:27
- The "opportunity" to treble your salary. (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 11, 15:13:58
  - bully (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 11, 15:20:20
    - You haven't quite got the hang of this, Gus, have you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 11, 15:22:59
      - ah bully (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 11, 15:23:47
        
        Wanky little lap dog (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 11, 15:24:56
        
        I want to bum you (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 11, 15:42:56
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 11, 15:19:12
  - Let's be honest (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:15:18
  - Haha] (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 11, 15:14:35
- you finally got that third gold star then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Apr 11, 15:12:49
- No more trolleys eh. It's the tills for you now (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Apr 11, 15:09:47
- They putting you on the fryers? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 11, 15:08:13
- Surely you'd have to stop posting on here to manage that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Comic Book Guy, Apr 11, 15:07:57
  - Not at all! (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:09:15
    - So....... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 11, 15:11:13
      - Currently working on a project.... (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:14:38
        
        so you are a marketeer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Apr 11, 15:19:01
        
        Selling spell checkers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 11, 15:18:55
        
        Ah...... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 11, 15:18:05
        
        Marketing (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:18:26
        
        Fair enough..... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 11, 15:20:40
        
        The PRP is on top of that (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:27:28
        
        So......essentially........ (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 11, 15:32:36
        
        It's an easy job to be honest (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:34:48
        
        Makes sense but....... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 11, 15:36:14
        
        You wouldnt complain though would you! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:38:14
        
        I'd probably be a little suspicious... (n/m) (General Chat) - Declan, Apr 11, 15:42:36
        
        Precisely....... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 11, 15:48:45
        
        Depends what was in the small print of the contract (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 11, 15:38:49
        
        Well it doesnt specify that I have to listen to you all day (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:42:04
        
        Mr. Alexander... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 11, 15:42:58
        
        Jealousy... (General Chat) - Comic Book Guy, Apr 11, 15:42:55
        
        ...... (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:20:14
        
        So, you work in marketing... (General Chat) - Comic Book Guy, Apr 11, 15:24:23
        
        Not yet (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:28:19
        
        For obvious reasons I can't mention the name of the new product, (General Chat) - pants, Apr 11, 15:23:16
        
        Re: molded fannies (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 11, 15:24:59
        
        better than mouldy fannies (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:28:37
        
        Like anyone's going to admit they do! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 11, 15:27:08
        
        plastic*nts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Comic Book Guy, Apr 11, 15:26:20
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 11, 15:31:04
        
        Didn't they predict that Betamax would do well? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 11, 15:21:42
        
        I believe that they also predicted Sky television would take off (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:28:57
        
        Sky television is hardly a 'niche' market though is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 11, 15:30:27
        
        Wasnt it?? (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:35:20
        
        Technology before Sky wasn't available or cheap enough to mass produce... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 11, 15:37:01
        
        Doesn't make it niche. (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 11, 15:36:51
        
        Neither was betamax! (n/m) (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 11, 15:33:25
        
        But that didn't help my argument :o) (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 11, 15:37:15
    - standing part clad in a window in amsterdam is a niche market I suppose (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Apr 11, 15:10:55
    - Niche markets never last (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 11, 15:09:26
      - Who asked you! (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:10:43
        
        No questions at all in your posts... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 11, 15:12:41
        
        dont wave your wad in our face and expect us not to slap it... (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Apr 11, 15:11:46
        
        That was a post directed at the King of sarcasm Brom (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 11, 15:12:19
      - Unless you make a niche....... (n/m) (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Apr 11, 15:10:29
        
        For Mr Dirty Mac (n/m) (General Chat) - ILOVEIT, Apr 11, 15:12:28

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