Ian Paisley
once came home to find his wife had put dried petals and fragrant leaves in a bowl. He yelled "no!" and threw the whole lot out. "Why did you do that, Ian?" asked his wife. "There'll be NO POT-POURRI IN MY HOUSE!" replied Paisley.
Another Very Old Joke. I'm here all day.
Posted By: Old Man on January 18th 2021 at 13:32:49
Message Thread
- Good to read the fainting support group posts down there ↓↓↓ (Coronavirus) - JD3, Jan 18, 12:59:40
- I faint every time my Mrs comes back from the shops. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - tudders, Jan 18, 13:54:41
- I once fainted while getting fitted for contact lenses in an attempt to cure my eyeball (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 18, 13:42:31
- I once fainted at the ice rink outside Forum... went over (Coronavirus) - Pixelman, Jan 18, 13:38:22
- Girl (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Real Man, Jan 18, 13:28:57
- I used to faint after long runs (Coronavirus) - Old Man, Jan 18, 13:28:49
- Smug running ponce (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Real Man, Jan 18, 13:29:37
- Technically at the minute, smug non-running ponce (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Man, Jan 18, 13:29:58
- Smug running ponce (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Real Man, Jan 18, 13:29:37
- Only time I very nearly fainted was when having (Coronavirus) - jamesward, Jan 18, 13:25:49
- I once fainted whilst having a piss (Coronavirus) - Captain Bligh, Jan 18, 13:15:31
- Micturition (or post-micturition) syncope (Coronavirus) - peterindxb, Jan 18, 14:24:31
- Ian Paisley (Coronavirus) - Old Man, Jan 18, 13:32:49
- Gay (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Real Man, Jan 18, 13:30:03
- It was the culmination of a weekend of partying (Coronavirus) - Captain Bligh, Jan 18, 13:42:18
- I once fainted in Waitrose in the Kings Road (Coronavirus) - camcan, Jan 18, 13:06:51
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