I'd like to share a dirty secret
Take one large Alan Partridge plate.
Arrange with Ryvita dark rye. Smooth side up.
Smother the lot in sliced cheddar.
Nuke on full power until melted. It's important that some of it (not all) is bubbling like the surface of the sun.
Eat with a cup of tea.
It's the food equivalent of a £5 truck stop handjob. So a friend told me.
Posted By: Captain Bligh on January 5th 2021 at 00:33:49
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- I'd like to share a dirty secret (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jan 5, 00:33:49
- I want to get off (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jan 5, 07:50:07
- Go to a truck stop then (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jan 5, 08:05:52
- Ben, ban this sick filth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Biggles, Jan 5, 04:19:09
- I want to get off (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jan 5, 07:50:07
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