I am the worst cricketer in the worse. Bar none.

Rugby was an unendurable nightmare.

Due to the fact that I was basically a lanky, weedy, reading-in-my-own-time jessie, I'd be stuck on the wing.

I'd stand around the edge of the pitch trying to keep my hands warm inside my long sleeves, then have to get them out when someone yelled "GARETH!" at me and the ball came flying at me.

If I didn't f**k up the catch like a flid someone would scream "RUN!" and then I'd hurtle towards the posts, not looking if I could pass the ball anywhere, until all the fat f**kers I went to school with jumped on me and booted me in the face for good measure.

Rugby is a s**t sport for frustrated Fascist c**ts. FACT.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on April 7th 2006 at 16:13:34

Message Thread

It was good of Otto to admit earlier he basically was shit at Cricket and Rugby... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 7, 16:09:54
- I am the worst cricketer in the worse. Bar none. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 7, 16:13:34
  - bet I'm worse (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 7, 16:18:23
    - thought you were abloke (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Apr 7, 16:22:20
      - no I'm abird (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 7, 16:23:57
        
        dunno, i'm still waiting for that pic you promised yonks ago (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Apr 7, 16:24:38
        
        I never promise pictures... (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 7, 16:26:41
        
        And I'm still there now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 7, 16:27:10
        
        you know it's never going to work out with us (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 7, 16:29:16
        
        And imagine the fights over the nitcomb (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 7, 16:38:37
        
        Have you ever fought with another man over a comb, Old Git? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 7, 16:40:37
        
        Yes, some Argie (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 7, 16:48:04
  - a proper blub if I've ever seen one! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 7, 16:17:15
    - Egg chasers. Stupid stuck-up cunts with stupid shit songs. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 7, 16:17:50
      - you forgot fat and ugly and stupid (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 7, 16:23:08
        
        Please don't I like it, It's a very good hard fought technical game. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 7, 16:25:38
        
        You can't reason with these people (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 7, 16:30:30
        
        And a Really Shit Sport issue. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 7, 16:30:54
        
        I don't know why people get so upset about a sport, it's simple if you don't like it don't (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 7, 16:33:18
        
        Haha! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 7, 16:34:59
        
        So it's NOT a "Really Shit Sport" issue then (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 7, 16:38:18
        
        No, because I also loathe the sport for being Really Shit. But there's more. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 7, 16:39:26
        
        I suppose you did get a good shoeing while playing it, the bastards. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 7, 16:36:17
        
        Teacher used to bring his German Shepherd to training, too. Psycho! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 7, 16:37:47
        
        sorry I'm in charge (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 7, 16:27:36
        
        You Iron lady you! (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 7, 16:28:38
      - Would you not find it hilarious... (General Chat) - Small, Apr 7, 16:21:18
        
        I'd find that funny, yeah. Didn't know rugger buggers did that. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 7, 16:24:29
      - songs??? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 7, 16:21:01
      - Why don't you tell us what you really think of Rugby? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 7, 16:20:59
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 7, 17:44:12
        
        I can't, I haven't made up my mind on it. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 7, 16:22:56
  - *world* (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 7, 16:14:22

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