Sounds like a Fast Show script

Kenneth: Does she want it, sir?
Man: You what?
Kenneth: Your fianc?e, does she want it, sir? Is she a pale girl, sir? Doe-eyed, sir?
Ken: Like a frightened deer in a woodland glade, sir? Cornered by the hounds, ooh!
Kenneth: Does she make this sort of noise, sir? Ah!
Ken: Ah!
Kenneth: Ah!
Ken: Ah!
Kenneth: Ah!
Ken: Ah!
Man: Good bye. [he leaves]
Ken: Does she look over her shoulder at you, sir, like this? Ah!
Kenneth: Suit you, sir.
Ken: Suit you, sir.

Posted By: Old Git on April 7th 2006 at 12:50:14

Message Thread

Who was it with the swishy phone in Squares on Saturday ? Stylus and all... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:01:10
- me (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Apr 7, 12:18:27
  - it must take you forever to write a message (General Chat) - conker, Apr 7, 12:25:33
  - At the risk of sounding geeky... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:24:57
    - work phone so no idea of cost (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Apr 7, 12:28:45
    - That doesn't sound geeky (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 7, 12:26:43
      - No - had thought of getting something similar for the business. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:32:31
        
        Only teasing (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 7, 12:35:04
        
        Dun't moind - I seriously need something better than I have... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:39:15
        
        You young persons (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 7, 12:43:12
        
        does she ever remove her glasses, take the band out of her ponytail and swish her hair (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 7, 12:45:52
        
        Sounds like a Fast Show script (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 7, 12:50:14
        
        Was goign to put filofax (which is what I have got) but thought I'd have the piss taken ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:45:06
        
        Isn't that a shag? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:45:05
      - oh I say!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 7, 12:27:17
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 7, 12:24:01
  - GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:21:17
    - Are you suffering from phone envy? (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 7, 12:21:55
      - No... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:22:38
- the phone bigger then your standed house brick?... (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 7, 12:07:01
  - Erm, which one were you ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:08:19
    - erm... i was the one standing with conker and the chap with the large phone... (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 7, 12:13:01
      - Can place you now. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:16:14
        
        oh god no! (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 7, 12:19:14
        
        Why didn't you say hello... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 7, 12:21:52
        
        i did'nt know you was even there :S (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 7, 12:27:38
        
        I was the one with the scarf, a phone that is easily the match of Haddenham's... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 7, 12:30:08
        
        you was standing with brom (was it brom) and another chap i did'nt know... (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 7, 12:33:31
        
        "International drive"? I was talking to Brom but fuck knows what about... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 7, 12:35:01
        
        i know which one you are now. (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 7, 12:38:22
        
        No... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:34:31
        
        Ah - I guessed BJT, but not GnYB... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:36:36
        
        ...who decided the carpet would look better with a Pringles pattern... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:31:08
        
        ... who looked like this (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 7, 12:31:40
        
        The cub looks nothing like the Hoff (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 7, 12:33:09
        
        Have you got a picture online we can see? (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:21:44
        
        Oh, I'll do it... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:27:47
        
        i aint no... (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 7, 12:27:07
    - The one that looked like Iwan Thomas... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:09:01
      - i look nothing like iwan... (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 7, 12:11:09
        
        Iwan Thomas is the running dude... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:11:55
        
        mis read that...see the word "iwan" and assumed it said iwan roberts... (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 7, 12:15:28
        
        Obviously I'm a good judge (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:16:16
      - you look nothing like iwan thomas (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 7, 12:10:24
        
        No, but Alan does (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:11:03
        
        correct. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 7, 12:16:05
        
        oh (General Chat) - pants, Apr 7, 12:13:19
        
        'Spacker' (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:13:58
        
        mildly amusing thread (General Chat) - pants, Apr 7, 12:16:15
        
        There was one at my school... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:17:22
      - Yep, gotcha. Used SCC's seat ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:09:54
        
        What, in a Panda way? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 7, 12:23:53
        
        correct. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 7, 12:20:27
- pmsl (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 7, 12:05:30
  - Was it reall that funny... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:07:13
    - Apart from trying to look all grown up and make fun of people you mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 7, 12:14:54
      - What? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:16:36
    - No, that's just an affliction he has... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:07:56
- Haddenham Canary (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:01:40
  - bit rich coming from you (n/m) (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Apr 7, 12:25:09
    - I'm not the one carrying a laptop round... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 7, 12:33:57
  - Ah gotcha. Paula's brother. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:02:15
    - Not me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 7, 12:02:52
      - You were your own special person on Saturday. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:04:06
        
        My scarf rocks (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 7, 12:06:16
        
        Really ? What with 19 minute guitar solos and all ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 7, 12:07:10
        
        Punk and pop... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 7, 12:09:06
        
        Panda? (General Chat) - Small, Apr 7, 12:08:52
        
        Sort of... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 7, 12:09:58
- Me? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 7, 12:01:30

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