My cub's the same...

"A cab-driving mole picked up Liam Gallagher, Nicole Appleton and their kid this week.

"She looked bored. He spent the journey shouting on the phone that Paul Weller was 'a w**ker'.

The only one who said thanks at the end was the little boy.""

Posted By: Fierce Panda on March 31st 2006 at 14:45:07

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My cub's the same... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 31, 14:45:07
- So you're implying you a really rude and don't say thanks to cabbies? (n/m) (Betting) - Duck, Mar 31, 14:47:46
  - Not implying it... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 31, 14:54:07
- except he'd be saying "My Daddy's got hair like Paul Weller and is a wanker".. (Betting) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 14:46:46
  - My hair is better and nothing like his... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 31, 14:53:15
    - Are there any holy moly thingies on him? (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 31, 14:57:37
      - only 2 and one of those was on his calf (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 15:01:29
        
        I like moles... (Betting) - Small, Mar 31, 15:03:32
        
        me too, I put an ant on a mole once but it fell off. (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 15:07:06
        
        I use mice now, their fur is stickier and the ants tend to 'rodeo' one off (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 15:10:19
        
        they even wear specially adapted chaps for their six legs... (Betting) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 15:38:43
    - take it like a man (as if Big Mandy from 'A-wing' were paying you a visit) (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 14:55:55
      - I'm not sure I understand what you're saying (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 31, 14:57:27
        
        Daddy - pool balls in a sock - 'This fucking tool!' - greenhouse bumming - wrists etc etc (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 14:59:55
        
        I see, as you know mbk, and this has been scientifically proven by men on tablets... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 31, 15:03:07
        
        not if I twat you round the head with said sock and then ram your face into the taps on (Betting) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 15:06:05
        
        We're all one offs foolish Apple tweaker (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 31, 15:10:15
        
        I was using it as a verb. As in "Winstone-ing one off". (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 15:11:33
        
        Oh (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 31, 15:38:03
      - tickling your privates with a knife? (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Mar 31, 14:56:59
        
        yes or some snout (n/m) (Betting) - malkybarkid, Mar 31, 14:57:45

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