I'd pay a fiver to have an interwebs connection to a clapper and an airhorn

with the power to fire each one at will, up to a sensible maximum number of uses (or everyone would be doing it all the time).

Or they could put a speaker on a seat and I could use my webcam's mic and they could amplify what I shouted/sang into it.

Or they could have an X-factor-app-style voting system where we all vote on slogans to appear on the rotating telly, new one every minute.

Or they could just put puppet bastard on the touchline opposite the dugout, I spose.

Posted By: Old Man on June 2nd 2020 at 18:40:26


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