Here be a lesson in pain

Royal Marine, has a shower. Sits on bed with only a towel on. General Quarters sounds (or whatever those sailor chappies call an Alarm and geezer jumps of top bunk to get dressed. His big mistake was to leave his knackers dangling between the mesh of the bedsprings. He actually bled to death. Ouch.

Posted By: Tomblander on June 7th 2005 at 15:54:11

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Definition of pain (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 7, 15:44:23
- Here be a lesson in pain (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 7, 15:54:11
  - Has to be said... (General Chat) - d0mj4y, Jun 7, 16:20:16
  - Horrible! (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 7, 15:55:26
- Can't say I ever have/will experience that pain! (n/m) (General Chat) - DDiM, Jun 7, 15:46:25
  - Another fact... (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 7, 15:47:13
    - good post last night btw (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 7, 15:51:06
      - cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 7, 15:51:27
        
        Don't mention it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 7, 15:56:55
    - Dare I ask what operation? (n/m) (General Chat) - DDiM, Jun 7, 15:49:23
      - Have a guess (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 7, 15:49:38
        
        Oh I can guess! (General Chat) - DDiM, Jun 7, 15:50:45
        
        Getting close (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 7, 15:51:37
        
        Don't think I want to get that close thanks (General Chat) - DDiM, Jun 7, 15:55:02
    - You type very well following your Frontal Lobotomy. (n/m) (General Chat) - cean doney, Jun 7, 15:48:25
      - Nope, it wasn't a lobotomy] (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 7, 15:49:14
    - honestly bikini line waxing isn't an operation (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 7, 15:47:54
      - I know (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 7, 15:48:55
- I think a red not paper clip down the Japs eye out 'pains' that one. (n/m) (General Chat) - cean doney, Jun 7, 15:46:13
  - Should I ask why you have had a red hot paperclip down the japs? (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Jun 7, 15:56:00
    - I work with some practical jokers. (General Chat) - cean doney, Jun 7, 16:00:35
    - he just wanted to outdo me (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 7, 15:57:07
      - Possible..... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Jun 7, 16:00:09

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