Bellamys_knee's joke of the day

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun.
"Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".

"Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!"
she obliges and opens the door.

"Take out one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But its full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

" Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prys off the cap and gulps
it down.

" Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks
another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....

"Not that difficult is it?" he says.

Posted By: bellamys_knee on March 23rd 2006 at 16:04:53

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Bellamys_knee's joke of the day (General Chat) - bellamys_knee, Mar 23, 16:04:53
- 6/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 23, 16:14:07
- My word, that is an oldie! (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 23, 16:13:00
- Top tip.... (General Chat) - Small, Mar 23, 16:06:28
  - Tip top (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 23, 16:11:53
  - haven't got a wife but im sure it would work! (n/m) (General Chat) - bellamys_knee, Mar 23, 16:08:47
    - do you want one?, a wife that is. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 23, 16:12:22
      - dont want a wife just yet - unless its reese witherspoon! (n/m) (General Chat) - bellamys_knee, Mar 23, 16:18:49
        
        I know a greese wetherspoons... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 23, 16:25:31
        
        wetherspoons are all greasy! (n/m) (General Chat) - bellamys_knee, Mar 23, 16:29:55

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