I think you need a plot twist

About to slash his wrists with the potato peeler, Yashin is distracted by the words "My pussy's dripping" from the television. Soon he is entranced by the magical world of British class distinction, double-entendre and tolerance of those of opposite sexual orientation. He realises that the world can be a happy place. He rushes to the window, throws open the curtains and sees sunlight over St Petersburg. A tiny flower has taken root in a crack in the concrete of his balcony and is blooming. Yashin drops to his knees in wonder. His childhood faith in the Russian Orthodox church is rekindled.

Posted By: Old Git on March 22nd 2006 at 11:32:50

Message Thread

Jim Asium - are you REALLY a Radio Nottingham DJ? (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 11:12:57
- This one... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 22, 11:13:55
  - Can we expect to see the Bugs Bunny waistcoat any time soon, Nasie? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 11:15:02
    - Sadly... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 22, 11:21:33
      - Boooooooooooooooo. (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 11:23:49
        
        I've seen a nice one... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 22, 11:25:38
    - *John Inman voice* "What WAS I thinking?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 11:18:00
      - Am I the only one on here who hates Are You Being Served, btw? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 11:21:07
        
        How can you hate it.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 22, 11:22:11
        
        It's shite (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 11:25:09
        
        That goes for the Carry On films, too. Total Horseshit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 11:25:43
        
        Agreed, though Kenneth Williams was usually good (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 11:34:42
        
        and Charlie Hawtrey (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 22, 11:46:34
        
        For the most part, yes (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 11:29:13
        
        Have you ever seen that 70s sitcom on The Day Today? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 11:31:04
        
        Different times old son (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 11:37:29
        
        There's a worse one than that - "Love Thy Neighbour", I think it was called (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 11:34:18
        
        That programme was a disgrace.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 22, 11:35:57
        
        It's fucking rubbish! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 11:22:30
        
        *shakes head in disgust* (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 11:25:10
        
        Haha! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 11:28:45
        
        I think you need a plot twist (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 11:32:50
        
        No, then I'd have to write another episode. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 11:37:22
        
        Work in an Oxfam donated bugs bunny waistcoast and you've got a winner there (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 22, 11:31:14
        
        Homophobe ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 22, 11:22:56
        
        Poof ;o) (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 22, 11:23:47
        
        Cereal fruit bar ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Mar 22, 11:24:51
        
        Que? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 22, 11:39:08
        
        WTF? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 22, 11:34:17
        
        What? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 11:25:10
- Saga (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 11:13:32
  - Beowulf (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 22, 11:18:13
    - bloody dragon (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 11:21:36

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