A possible route out of our current troubles

As we ponder how we are going to achieve Farke’s miracle wish to stay in this English Premier League, my mind wanders to the work of Roger Brulac. For those who are aware of his ouvre you will recall Brulac is a protege of Floyd Mesmer who is remembered chiefly for bringing back the ancient art of Hypnotism back to the British parlour. Mesmer himself an understudy of the Great Frau whose Masonic incantations are still used in Lodges to this day.

Brulac has recently moved to the outskirts of Beccles and for only 75 pounds an hour he would be delighted to paraphrase his Self Actualisation online journal to an audience with limited attention and language skills

Could the club do with some really quite wonderful anti-adversity mind tricks to enable them to achieve a final points total equivalent to 17th place end point?

I am aware Brulac has been inundating the Club with phone calls and the occasional unannounced visit to Colney. So far to no avail.

Is the cost of a Roger Brulac one day Self Actualisation seminar (8hr x 75 pounds plus VAT) really too high if it does mean that Norwich runs out to 20/21 Premier Season?

Is the Cub really too skin flint or are they hiding something? Has Brulac got a dangerous rival that is secretly trying to undermine efforts to stay in the Premier League? it’s well know that Ronny Charles sells snake oil!

Please read this and share and I promise I’ll never post on this site again.

Posted By: Mystery Dave on January 26th 2020 at 23:11:52

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