From the same mailout, is one of my favourite ever things they've sent ...

'When the risible Mike Batt (Katie Melua, Wombles, "Bond", "The Planets") had his "Time- The Musical" on in London, Freddie Mercury turned up backstage with a couple of chums who were matey with the producers.

They got absolutely pissed on champagne and decided to go out into the stalls and be ice-cream sellers. Freddie dressed for the part and flounced around handing out pots of ice cream.

Some delicate old dear from the north said "Ooooh, what am I to do with this?"

Freddie said "You can stick it up your c**t for all I care deary!" grinned and flounced off to the next victim.'

Posted By: Arizona Bay on March 10th 2006 at 15:10:43

Message Thread

From Holy Moly... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 10, 14:35:57
- 'Scuse my ignorance... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 10, 14:50:09
  - dot com (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 10, 14:50:45
- Is that technically a position? (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Mar 10, 14:44:11
  - A bit of both really (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 10, 14:48:34
- good lord (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 10, 14:40:28
  - Holy Moly is great like that. See also: (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 10, 14:43:48
    - very, very good but in many ways very bad. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 10, 14:55:07
    - lmco (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 10, 14:50:46
    - That is quality... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 10, 14:49:30
      - badders last night? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 10, 14:55:12
        
        Yeah, played 5 games... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 10, 14:57:53
        
        Which actress and which bishop? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 10, 15:07:48
        
        Bishop Etuhu potted Amanda Holden's brown (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 10, 15:11:03
        
        snigger (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 10, 15:15:04
        
        racist (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 10, 15:16:55
        
        Ahem (n/m) (General Chat) - Self Righteous Cunt, Mar 10, 15:24:16
        
        well done (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 10, 15:07:12
        
        The people you play against must be shocking. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 10, 15:04:13
        
        With bradders? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 10, 14:56:53
        
        As in Karen? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 10, 14:59:12
      - I keep meaning to register... (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Mar 10, 14:53:01
        
        AB finally swayed me with a quality mail a while ago... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 10, 14:56:16
        
        I'll make a point of doing it tonight I think... (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Mar 10, 14:58:40
        
        Was that the Tamsin Ooutwaite one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 10, 14:58:37
        
        What was that then? (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 10, 15:14:39
        
        AB, could you do your clever finding stuff please (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 10, 15:16:50
        
        Dare I post it on here though? It's bit rude, and posibly actionable. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 10, 15:18:10
        
        Change the names and... (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Mar 10, 15:22:13
        
        You could mail it to me if you wouldn't mind? (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 10, 15:19:48
        
        I think I did though, remember? God knows when that was though (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 10, 15:19:47
        
        Fuck it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 10, 15:25:55
        
        LOL Quality! It's all alleged of course.... (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 10, 15:31:29
        
        I would (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 10, 15:31:04
        
        Meanall. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 10, 15:33:12
        
        "Meanall"? Not heard of that one before (n/m) (General Chat) - Empty my bins, Mar 10, 15:54:04
        
        me as well (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 10, 16:03:13
        
        Yeah, think so... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 10, 15:00:49
        
        Is there an archive on the site... (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Mar 10, 15:02:19
        
        Just had a butchers and couldn't see one (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 10, 15:11:22
        
        Cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Mar 10, 15:12:20
        
        Are there any on Nigel Harmen (Dirty Den jr)? (General Chat) - Small, Mar 10, 15:05:58
        
        One mention in 15 months of mailouts. Brace yourself. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 10, 15:07:43
        
        From the same mailout, is one of my favourite ever things they've sent ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 10, 15:10:43
        
        Ha ha ha... (General Chat) - Small, Mar 10, 15:13:13
        
        Oh and Laurence Olivier was a big talking head (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 10, 15:14:50
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 10, 15:09:37
        
        Snuck a peek, would we? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 10, 15:06:35
        
        Well it was in the toilets after the show (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 10, 15:07:53
      - No, I don't do Holy Moly linkage clicky until I get home. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 10, 14:53:01

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